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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:17:55 AM EDT
[#1]
He will be looking for a new wife because Terresa will dump is ass.
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:18:18 AM EDT
[#2]
Work at McDonalds?
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:18:58 AM EDT
[#3]
I am thinking he will still be a Senator from Mass.
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:19:00 AM EDT
[#4]
Unfortunately for the Republic, he will return to his seat in the Senate.
It's the price that we pay, along with Teddy-boy, of keeping Massachusetts in this Union. One day may come, however, when there will be no talk of seccession, but of expulsion. How's that for turning history on its head? Eric The(CaliforniaWouldBeNext)Hun 
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:19:14 AM EDT
[#5]
He will still be a senator because he didn't resign his position.
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:19:35 AM EDT
[#6]
Not a Gawd-Dammed thing....
Just like he does now.... |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:30:41 AM EDT
[#7]
He still has a job in the senate and will become the chief attack dog against the administration.
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:35:18 AM EDT
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How cool would it be it Massachussets voters canned his butt as Senator too? He never shows up for votes anyway. At least Edwards and Dole chose not to run for re-election.
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:36:42 AM EDT
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Eat pork rinds and grow a beard?
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:40:53 AM EDT
[#10]
Contest the results of the election, for starters. |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:44:18 AM EDT
[#11]
pretty pathetic isnt it |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:48:14 AM EDT
[#12]
I would say pretty smart. He has a back up job. |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:49:11 AM EDT
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He'll turn into a sorry-assed, bitter whiney boy, just like Gore did.
Gore.  Maybe Massachussettes will can his ass for being worthless-and rich-and having to pay him a salary. |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:51:12 AM EDT
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Actually, the biggest ass kicking ever in the popular vote was Nixon over McGovern in 1972, when Nixon won by 18 million votes...then there was Reagan over Mondale in 1984...Reagan got 525 Electoral Votes...biggest electoral landslide EVAR...  |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:54:00 AM EDT
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The same thing ALGOR did. Fatten up and screech like a harpy for a living.
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:55:06 AM EDT
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Dang! I had it backwards this whole time. You sir may be onto something here. |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 9:56:01 AM EDT
[#17]
Lieberman didn't give up his day job to run for VP either. |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 10:06:21 AM EDT
[#18]
 He will become a butler |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 10:07:53 AM EDT
[#19]
Stand in on Blue Collar Comedy?
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Posted: 10/3/2004 10:16:09 AM EDT
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Kerry will (in no particular order):
* Blow up, a la Algore, & go on a rant about "those damn right-wing gun-nutz!" * Finally prove once & for all that the earth really is flat...then author a legislative bill to make it so. * Come out of the closet & divorce Mrs. H-K (that last name is a co-inky-dink), who will later come out of the closet herself. At least one of them will "marry" their significant other at some point in the future. * Regain his Taxachussetts seat in the U.S. Senate, &, in the same vein as uncle ted, become a festering, balooning (figuratively & literally) boil on the butt of the Senate & the country. * Inevitably, his piss-poor trigger control habits (see NRA ad) will result someone getting shot in the ass while on his duck & buck hunts. Drawing on the observation that assault weapons played no part whatsoever in James Brady's incapacitation, this incident will (also) be used as "proof" that Americans don't need evil assault weapons, & that "we need to act now!" |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 10:19:49 AM EDT
[#21]
I did this and it was fun!! |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 10:25:00 AM EDT
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Yeah, he'll grow a beard, take on weight, and go insane. |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 10:28:29 AM EDT
[#23]
 "You rang?" |
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