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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:56:04 PM EDT


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:59:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Nice!  
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:02:06 PM EDT
[#2]
LMFAO!!!

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:03:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:05:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:06:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:07:00 PM EDT
[#6]
You're going to have to make a savings throw, Dick.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:07:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:11:36 PM EDT
[#8]


"Do you honestly think that your little fireball with do anything to my level 17 troll?"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:18:29 PM EDT
[#9]
"Ok, after you're done killing the hobgoblins, there's still the goblin chained up in the corner.  What do you do?"

"Is it a female goblin?"

"You can't tell.  It's too dark."

"Ok, well I get closer and bring the torch closer so I can tell the gender."

"Why, dude?"

"Cause, maybe she's HOT!"

"It's a fucking goblin, Don."

"A GIRL goblin!"

"You don't know that yet.  It any case, the goblin's wearing a loincloth."

"Does it have tits?"

"Uh.  No.  No tits."

"Then I fucking kill it."

"I search the room."

"You find a trap door under a ratty rug."

"I search for traps."

"Make a roll."

"17.  Did I make it?"

"To the best of your knowledge.  Do you open the trap door?"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:21:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Them old 1st editon books are worth some bling these days .
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:22:20 PM EDT
[#11]
LOL there is a vic 20 in the shot too. LOL My god... I have all the first editions/printings of those books... Man Im old..
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:22:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Fuckin A!!! Out Fucking Standing!!!

I grew up across the street from one of the old school D&D guys, Doug Niles... great guy!

Hey would DM for me and my friends when we were in high screwl.  Fun times
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:55:47 PM EDT
[#13]
May Kerry lose his Saving Throw versus Surprise on November 2.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:05:23 PM EDT
[#14]
 That's all I got to say about that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:28:56 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
LOL there is a vic 20 in the shot too. LOL My god... I have all the first editions/printings of those books... Man Im old..



I've got them stashed in box in the garage....

and now folks know where my screen name came from....
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:48:02 PM EDT
[#16]
D&D nerds with guns?   oh my...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:54:04 PM EDT
[#17]


"ya see here, this is level 5 armor- dont try anything. bitch."
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:52:43 AM EDT
[#18]
that's awesome, and deserves a bump
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:58:13 AM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:02:29 AM EDT
[#20]
Roll a 20.

Shit, I rolled a 1.

You broke your weapon !

OR, I like this trick:

I cast a continual light spell on a gold piece and drop it in my scroll case. Then put the cap on it and only remove it when I need light.

And that my friends is a TACTICAL D&D FLASHLIGHT.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:05:11 AM EDT
[#21]
LMAO!

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:06:51 AM EDT
[#22]
Now if I posted that, I would get something like this.

You ass!
You find that funny.
Go fuck your kerry.
Your a fucking troll
Wtf?

Any how, how about my mace.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:10:17 AM EDT
[#23]


I like the Commodore 64 on the left!

My first computer!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:10:40 AM EDT
[#24]
How much damage does a bunker buster do?

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:11:17 AM EDT
[#25]
 
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:14:52 AM EDT
[#26]
I remember a couple of friends who attended churches that forbid the playing of TSR games. They would always have to tell their parents they were coming over to play Atari.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:36:14 AM EDT
[#27]
This is obviously a Democrat dirty trick.  To wit:

- the picture is taken in the White House, not the basement of Barbara Bush's house.
- there are women present, and they are not goth or obese
- most of the guys are not overweight.
- or virgins.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:28:51 AM EDT
[#28]
That is too damn funny!!!!! I actually have those very books stowed away in my basement. My son found them and almost colored in themhear
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