... Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."

the princess bride?

What? What? What? Slim Shady.

Inconceivable !

Bond, James Bond.

You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

Dyk

Quoted: You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

That's the funniest line in the whole movie  

Anybody want a peanut?

Quoted: Anybody want a peanut?

500 whoo hooo...

Have fun storming the castle!

AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS    YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU  WWWWIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it?

I did that on purpose--I didn't have to miss.

My name is Rick James I have come to do all your drugs and bitchslap you.

Quoted: My name is Rick James I have come to do all your drugs and bitchslap you.

"TO THE PAIN!!!!!"

Quoted: What? What? What? Slim Shady.

+1

Quoted: I did that on purpose--I didn't have to miss.

You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

ETA:  "I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women. "

I could kill you now...

.....I am not left handed either.

...shake zula, the mic rula, the old-schoola;
you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.

.........shes not a witch,shes my wife.

“You want a what Christmas?”

It's from an Early 60's TV program for all of our Flower Children out there.

I'd walk through the fire swamp for Buttercup.... Wouldn't you?

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Kobyashi

Look into my eye.

Antonio Andolini

Quoted: ...shake zula, the mic rula, the old-schoola; you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.

+1

I've got some cotton candy,
I've got a spool of thread.
I'm gonna weave a mighty basket,
and wear it on my head.
And in that mighty basket,
I'll carry rattlesnakes.
You've got to be a monkey,
to see the sense it makes...

Quoted: My name is Rick James I have come to do all your drugs and bitchslap you.

CHARLIE MURPHY MUTHAFOCKA!!!

My name is SUE!

How do you do!

Now you're gonna DIE!

Quoted: My name is SUE! How do you do! Now you're gonna DIE!

"He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile."

Great poem, even better song.

If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightned the rest of you, as to the grim finish
below the glossy veneer  of criminial life and inspired you to change your ways.  Then his injuries carry with an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate, you say poor
Toby! I say poor us.

Your mom knows it...

The poison was in both cups.  I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.

Abdul Abulbul Amir

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'


Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that give me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.'

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
>From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down but, to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."

He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'.'

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name!

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours

WTF?    I know I'm hammered, but is this thread about Wesley and Buttercup or not?.... I am so confused

Take off every Zig

"You should take it easy, you have been mostly dead all day."

Keyser Soza

Sleep now ..... and dream of large women

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

"Run Away! Run Away! Run Away!"

my name is.......

Jose Jemenis

Princess Bride is a chick flick.