Here are the lyrics to the song Juke Box Hero
Change the words so it becomes Arfcom Hero
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Arfcom Hero T-Shirts
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Foreigner

Jukebox Hero

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Hear the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

He heard one guitar, just blew him away
Saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day

Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure

That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started rockin' ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
Someday he's gonna make it to the top

And be a JUKE BOX HERO got stars in his eyes
He's a JUKE BOX HERO
He took one guitar stars in his eyes
JUKE BOX HERO he'll come alive tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain'
And that one guitar made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep rockin' he just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin' that boy has got to stay on top

And be a JUKE BOX HERO got stars in his eyes
He's a JUKE BOX HERO stars in his eyes
Yeah JUKE BOX HERO got stars in his eyes

WITH THAT ONE GUITAR he'll come alive
Come alive tonight

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Standing at the range, with his Mini Fourteeeeeen
Couldn't get a zero, with a bore hot or cold
Hear the muzzle blast, made his ears ring
Took the smile from his face, then like waking from a dream

He logged onto the web site, just blew him away
Saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day

Bought a beat up Bushie in a second-rate store
Didn't know how to shoot it, but he knew for sure

That this one AR, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one AR, assault slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started shootin' ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on accesorizing
Someday he's gonna have to Stop

And be an ARFCOM hero got stars in his eyes
He's a ARFCOM hero
He took one AR stars in his eyes
ARFCOM hero he'll come to chat tonight

In a forum with a name, his spirits start to soar
Thought he passed Lumpy's record, with ACOG, Knights, and more
Like a trip to the ad board, uploading pics is a pain
Putting stuff on his AR made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep BUMPIN' he just can't stop
Gotta keep on BUMPIN' that boy has got to stay on top

And be a ARFCOM hero got stars in his eyes
He's An arfcom hero stars in his eyes
Yeah arfcom hero got stars in his eyes

With that one AR he'll come alive
Come alive tonight


Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

The last one was quite good.  I would have put “With Moore in his sights”…
But that’s the only line I could ever think of.