Help...how do you use one of these, and which way do you face?

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Posted: 10/1/2004 12:43:39 PM EDT

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:44:25 PM EDT

[#1]

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Posted: 10/1/2004 12:44:37 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:45:23 PM EDT

[#3]

I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:47:09 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

+1

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:47:57 PM EDT

[#5]

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Posted: 10/1/2004 12:48:46 PM EDT

[#6]

um, looks a little small to be a shower

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:49:17 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

What are you talking about? That is the new Ball Wash 3000! Excelent for those hard to reach places.

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:50:06 PM EDT

[#8]

Don't do it, you'll hurt your sack!!!

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:50:26 PM EDT

[#9]

Don't know just don't drink out of it, tastes like shit!

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:53:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Do you really want to know?

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:54:42 PM EDT

[#11]

That's my dog's water bowl!

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:55:29 PM EDT

[#12]

I'd like to drop a good ol' post-Thanksgiving LOG in there, and see some fucking European nancy-boy try to figure out what to do with it! But that's just me.....

Posted: 10/1/2004 12:56:26 PM EDT

[#13]

[Crocodile Dundee]It's for woishing ya backsoide, roight?[/Crocodile Dundee]

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:00:29 PM EDT

[#14]

god help us...

i'll bet hielo has three of those in his 10k sq. ft. bath house.

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:02:28 PM EDT

[#15]

How come they put the sink so close to the floor??

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:04:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
god help us...

i'll bet hielo has three of those in his 10k sq. ft. bath house.

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:04:12 PM EDT

[#17]

Back to the wall, hover. Good luck, and God bless.

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:05:09 PM EDT

[#18]

Kinda low to the floor to be a water fountain ain't it?

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:05:27 PM EDT

[#19]

Finally a parts claener big enough for my barrel!!!

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:07:11 PM EDT

[#20]

Stuff it in her pooper, when she goes to clean off w/ this thing.. take and post pics..
(sorry, it had to be said)

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:08:25 PM EDT

[#21]

One of those things saved my ass in Spain.

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:09:39 PM EDT

[#22]

Its for washing clothes

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:11:20 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

+R2D2

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:13:34 PM EDT

[#24]

How to Use a Bidet
A bidet looks like a toilet but has warm-water jets for personal hygiene after you use the toilet. You might appreciate a bidet before sex, during menstruation, or if you have hemorrhoids, problems with bowel movements or physical disabilities.

Steps:
1. Have bidet devices fitted on your toilet, or install a separate freestanding bidet next to your toilet if there's enough room in your bathroom.

2. Sit on your bidet after using the toilet.

3. Turn on the water and adjust the jets so that the strength of the stream is comfortable. The direction of the stream can usually be adjusted.

4. Cleanse anus and/or genitals. Some bidets are equipped with an air-dryer to dry skin afterwards. Otherwise, pat skin dry with toilet paper or towel.

5. Rinse out the bidet if it is freestanding.

Definition: Butt Sink

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:29:48 PM EDT

[#25]

Never used one before, but I believe you sit on it facing the wall. That way, you can adjust the water pressure/temperature while you sit there. It'd be pretty funny to see someone sitting on it with their back to the wall trying to adjust the water behind their back.

Like I say, I've never used one, but I have a client right now who sells them. I've learned all I want to know about the things.

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:42:00 PM EDT

[#26]

We manufacture couple electronic components for the world's largest bidet manufacturer.
You'll be surprised how hi-tech some bidets are these days.

We had them installed in all our bathrooms at work couple years ago.

Kinda cool

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:48:48 PM EDT

[#27]

The ones my client sells are fully electronically controlled. They have heated seats, heated water, timers, adjustable spray, air drying, etc. (you can pre-program different settings for different people so they each person can call up their setting with the touch of a button). It's pretty high-tech.

Funny how we progressive Americans are still using dry paper to clean up our backsides. You'd think that someone would have come up with something better by now (better than paper and more sanitary than the bidet).

Posted: 10/1/2004 1:58:20 PM EDT

[#28]

You may want to invest in a plexiglass type bockstop. Otherwise, with a bowl that large you might be reapplying wallpaper after the first chilly or taco night. And for God sakes remove that stopper or you'll never get anything down that drain.

Posted: 10/1/2004 2:30:40 PM EDT

[#29]

Guess some of you like that dingle berry feeling...

Posted: 10/1/2004 3:12:26 PM EDT

[#30]

Has anyone stopped to think how inconvenient this thing is? As a man, how do you straddle this thing, facing the wall with your pants down around your ankles? What do you have to do? Take your pants completely off? I know you are supposed to face the wall. Otherwise, what is the grab bar for and look at the pleacement of the jets. I wouldn't to get hit in the face with potty water.

Posted: 10/1/2004 3:15:13 PM EDT

[#31]

I bet you don't know what the seashells are for, either.

Posted: 10/1/2004 3:21:30 PM EDT

[#32]

We had one where I was in South America that you had to be careful because the stream was so strong you could hit the cieling with it

It would really brighten our day if we forgot

Posted: 10/1/2004 3:21:52 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I bet you don't know what the seashells are for, either.

So tell us Demolition man, how do you use them?

Posted: 10/1/2004 4:19:26 PM EDT

[#34]

Imagine the practical jokes you could play with one of those!

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:01:13 PM EDT

[#35]

Doesn't look like any poopy can fit down the drain.

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:06:16 PM EDT

[#36]

Not gay at all and really useful if you've ever wiped your ass so many times it's bleeding from shitting your brains out

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:09:28 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Do you really want to know?

hey deimos, tell us all about designated asstowels again

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:10:43 PM EDT

[#38]

You sit on it facing the wall.

I know this because Cubans, for some reason, love having these in their homes. I've never used one, myself, despite having one in the home I bought in 2000.

You turn on the water, which swirls into the bowl. You then flip some knob or other so the fountain in the middle shoots up your wazoo. Soap up and rinse. Easy, really.

Pretty damned stupid, though, considering all you need to do is wipe correctly and take a shower daily to get the same results.

I've always seen them as monuments to snobbery myself. Hate the damned things. Waste of floorspace.

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:11:38 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
One of those things saved my ass in Spain.

I don't even want to know.......

...do I?

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:16:36 PM EDT

[#40]

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:23:48 PM EDT

[#41]

E-mail the John Kerry campaign, I'll bet that fuckstick knows how to use one.

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:25:06 PM EDT

[#42]

Just a word of caution...if you sit on that thing the wrong way and push the wrong button, such as the tampon removal button, you run the risk of having your balls torn off.

If I were you, I'd wipe as usual, and risk the chance of a smelly ass.

Then again, you could also take a shower...post messy shit....I'm just sayin'...

Are you in France????? WTF!!!

Posted: 10/1/2004 5:27:53 PM EDT

[#43]

It's a Foot Basin...you face the wall and wash one foot at a time...what a dummy!

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