So Im walking through the quad of DVC, trying to make my english class on time (ex-USMC infantry teacher, must be only conservative english teacher in school.) and a bozo next to a huge kerry sign, SITTING ON HIS CANE LIKE A STOOL, asks me, "You gonna watch Bush make a dick of himself tonight?" "No sir, I'm gonna watch Kerry debate himself all night before Bush gets a word in." This got him saying all sorts of mean things to me, and very much tempted me to snatch that cane out from under him, but I worried about what kind of sex toy it had been used as. "Have a good day, man." I said, leaving. "Pussy!" This coming from a 60 year old man with a cane up his fucking ass... "Sir, I'm done with this conversation, thanks." "Fucking pussy!"
I walked off.
Realized I am early for class....
30 minutes till class, typing this from the multimedia center.
*sigh*
John
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