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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:35:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:36:29 PM EDT
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I'd have tossed the windshield sponge in her driver's window after I told her all that. "Chase the 5 dollar bill with this, bitch. Sideways preferably!"
You done good, senorita! |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:36:48 PM EDT
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OHHHH!!! DAMN!!! I pray something like that happens to me!
 So many options and opportunities.  Good job telling her where to go... 
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:36:48 PM EDT
[#4]
 I wish I was there
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:37:44 PM EDT
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I would have took her $5 (get ammo with it later).
Right before I went to wash her windshied rub the windshield washer thing on my tries to gets lots of brake dust, and rubbed her windsheild down really good. Say thanks and get in the car. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:38:39 PM EDT
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Should have checked her oil for her and leave the cap off.
Makes a hell of a mess and causes lots of smoke. SGatr15 |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:38:47 PM EDT
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Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:40:07 PM EDT
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I'm guessing the same thing. The fact that I didn't drag her out of the car and break her in half in a huge exercise in self control. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:41:03 PM EDT
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That sums up every woman in CA. I'm really glad I don't live there anymore. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:42:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Good show young lady.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:44:18 PM EDT
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I was expecting you to say she looked like or actually was Paris Hilton. Spoiled rich bitch. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:48:29 PM EDT
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I would have broken out the big C-bomb on her.
But I understand ladies don't use that word... - BG |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:49:49 PM EDT
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I would take the money and drive off.
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:50:38 PM EDT
[#14]
NICELY done !!!
p.s. next time use the "c-word" bitch don't quite describe one like that well enough, hehe |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:52:34 PM EDT
[#15]
Ahhh, A fellow CT'er..... Don't that word just work SO well round here ? haha
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Posted: 9/29/2004 10:54:11 PM EDT
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... Chill womanz!
 ... You should'a taken the fin, smeared a little bug-juice water over her windshield and asked for a tip! |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 11:06:29 PM EDT
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You should've taken her five and just used her washer fluid sprayer and wipers to wash the windshield.
Edited to fix board code. |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 11:08:00 PM EDT
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See you next Tuesday. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:50:49 AM EDT
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Remember the Blues Brothers where Elwood washes Twiggy's windshield and then arranges a liason??? I would have washed the windshield.
GunLvr |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:52:28 AM EDT
[#20]
Should have taken the $5 and just left.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:56:36 AM EDT
[#21]
hell, for 5 bucks I would've done it. Five bucks would've bought me lunch for a couple minutes work. What gas station was this?
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:57:47 AM EDT
[#22]
A proper gentleman would have cleaned her windshield, and then told her to keep the $5 and have a nice day.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:58:13 AM EDT
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I would have told the CUNT, yeah I said it. "Lady, instead of Five Dollars how about you give me a blow-job, and you don't even have to swallow". She probably would have felt just as insulted as you did.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:59:43 AM EDT
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Heyyyy.......not ALL women in CA are like this.........some of us can even check our own oil, too!!!!
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:00:47 AM EDT
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I'm thinking I'd have took the $5 and done the lower half of one side.
..........."It'll be $15 more do finsih mam"
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:00:55 AM EDT
[#26]
grab the $5 and throw the squeegee on her car seat.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:03:17 AM EDT
[#27]
I would wash a window for $5. Sounds like easy money.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:05:01 AM EDT
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What you are going to miss by not working for that gas station, is the fact that the woman is going to lodge a complaint about the window washer who snapped and started screaming obscenities at her, and then demand that the window washer be fired.
Chevron: Ma'am, we don't employ window washers.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:05:29 AM EDT
[#29]
$5 is pretty generous.
Rethinking it, you probably should have taken the money and do the job. Why not? Honest offer, honest work. Granted, she could have been a bit more tactful |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:06:36 AM EDT
[#30]
+1. <---would have done it for free had she asked nicely. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:07:22 AM EDT
[#31]
+1 I'd have done it for about $40. Maybe that would cover the cost of the gas. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:07:44 AM EDT
[#32]
Pushover 
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:08:58 AM EDT
[#33]
Now that is a great idea. Just continue it further and tell her it will be a grand to do the whole car. I would then go out and buy all the stuff I needed for a new build. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:10:32 AM EDT
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Sure, take the $5, and then spit on her windshield.
Then ask - "Kan I check yer earl for ya miss?" |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:14:37 AM EDT
[#35]
Five dollars to pee on her windshield?
Shoot, I woulda done it.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:15:05 AM EDT
[#36]
Where is an AR-15 when you need it?
I'm just kidding. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:15:17 AM EDT
[#37]
what the hell? You guys are all rich eh?
I'd have taken her five bucks and washed her windshield. Hell, if I could get 5 bucks every time I wash a windshield I'd quit my computer job and go wash windows at a gas station all day. 5 bux a car x 3 minutes to wash one car = 20 cars an hour. - 5 cars to average for breaks and slow times = 15 cars an hour *5 bucks a car = 75 bucks an hour. yeah, I'd have just relieved her of the 5 bucks and washed her windows. Hell, I frequently wash other peoples windows anyway (usually elderly people or someone with a disability) just cause I have nothing better to do while my bottomless-pit suburban fills up. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:16:46 AM EDT
[#38]
insulting yes, but you missed an opportunity to turn the tables
"hey, my dick needs sucked, finish your call, I have something else you can use your mouth on" |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:17:21 AM EDT
[#39]
I would have re-wetted the sponge/squeegy thing, and dropped it in her car on her lap.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:17:28 AM EDT
[#40]
I would have taken the $5.....Im not proud...$5 for 1 minute of work is a pretty good rate.
What do I care. Thats a six pack for me when I get home....to spend 1 minute on some lady's car. But funny as hell how you handled that...I might have paid $5 just to watch that
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:19:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:20:39 AM EDT
[#42]
You know she had to be ugly or he would have done the window for free....
MT |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:20:41 AM EDT
[#43]
Gabbasaurus Rex isn't a 'proper gentleman'...she's a WOMAN! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:23:49 AM EDT
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In the same scenario, my reaction would have depended on how she said what she said.
If she was snotty, and said "I need my windows cleaned next" holding a $5 out the window, I would have said that I don't work there. If she replied "I don't care, I need my windows washed", I would have said "do it yourself, there's a washer right next to the pump". If she copped a 'tude, I would have walked up closer to her window and said "Listen, bitch, throwing a little cash around won't get anybody to do anything you want them to. Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself. " NOW... if she were NICE, and asked me NICELY, I would probably do it for her and refuse her money. I'm a gentleman, but I will not be if the other person is an asshole. I love being a gentleman to a LADY, but I also love making DUMBASSES feel like DUMBASSES. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:23:57 AM EDT
[#45]
I'd wash a windshield for $5.
You guys need to cut back on the coffee... BTW, I'd just do a quick once over and when she bitches about bugs still on there just say "I don't even work here you stupid bitch".
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:26:12 AM EDT
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In that case I would have said " Forget the $5 and Lick me where I pee"
The issue isn't the money. It's about pride and decencey. If it were me in that situation and the "lady" had asked me in a nice way I would have done it for nothing. The fact is she was rude about it and you reep what you sow. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:26:19 AM EDT
[#47]
Fixed it.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:26:36 AM EDT
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Dude??? She was flirting with you.
ktm500 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:31:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:35:08 AM EDT
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It would ALMOST have been worth a trip to jail. What a collosal, condescending bitch !!! 
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