A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
 counter and  says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
 really rather have a  job."

 The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
 We just got a job opening from a very wealthy  old man who wants a
 chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

 You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
 your clothes.

 Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

 You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

 You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

 You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

 The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

 The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

 The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you  started it."

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btt..........I need to tell that one to my social worker wife!

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Good one!

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Shit....you got one too huh? At least she is turning conservative because of it.

S.O.

I wouldnt give up my goverment cheese even for all of that.

That's awesome!

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