How can I do my part to devastate the rainforest?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How can I do my part to devastate the rainforest?

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:52:25 AM EDT

Title says all. I'm a floridian, and because of some deeply disturbing news I recieved today, I would like to tell mother nature how I feel about her. I'm already planning throw out some styrofoam out of my car window, what else can I do?
Thanks
-(a very pissed) Lockedon

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:53:07 AM EDT

[#1]

burn a tire for peace!

screw that, burn a whole car

set some used oil free, I dont see any free roaming oil anywhere, it must be an endangered species.

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:53:14 AM EDT

[#2]

Burn a tire. and i believe it's 'devastate'

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:54:50 AM EDT

[#3]

Sure, do your part to destroy the rain forest, it's not like you breathe *oxygen* or anything, dumbass.
And we will all think of you when we see your trash styrofoam blowing down the road 50 years from now.

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:55:44 AM EDT

[#4]

Take a stack of tires, soak them in used motor oil, throw on a couple of railroad ties, some asphalt shingles, batteries and a dozen or so aerosol cans.

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:57:16 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Sure, do your part to destroy the rain forest, it's not like you breathe *oxygen* or anything, dumbass.
And we will all think of you when we see your trash styrofoam blowing down the road 50 years from now.

want some cheese with that whine?

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:59:41 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

want some cheese with that whine?

Make sure it's PURPLE cheese!

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:01:39 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Sure, do your part to destroy the rain forest, it's not like you breathe *oxygen* or anything, dumbass.
And we will all think of you when we see your trash styrofoam blowing down the road 50 years from now.

want some cheese with that whine?

Why is your avatar hoping a desk thingy? You horny bastard

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:01:59 AM EDT

[#8]

I had no idea the board had non-oxygen breathing litterbugs on it.
My apologies.
Carry on, oh filthy ones.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:02:54 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Why is your avatar hoping a desk thingy? You horny bastard

Must I point out my title?

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:03:50 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I had no idea the board had non-oxygen breathing litterbugs on it.
My apologies.
Carry on, oh filthy ones.

Sarcasm... Look it up...

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:04:58 AM EDT

[#11]

How can I do my part to devestate the rainforest?

For starters, quit calling it a rainforest, it is a jungle.

A jungle is easier to hate

GM

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:05:00 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Sure, do your part to destroy the rain forest, it's not like you breathe *oxygen* or anything, dumbass.
And we will all think of you when we see your trash styrofoam blowing down the road 50 years from now.

for your info, a good portion of oxygen is created by plankton and seaweed.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:06:08 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Take a stack of tires, soak them in used motor oil, throw on a couple of railroad ties, some asphalt shingles, batteries and a dozen or so aerosol cans.

Don't forget a can of freon.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:06:23 AM EDT

[#14]

Elect John Kerry. He won't allow hurricanes during his presidency.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:08:21 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Take a stack of tires, soak them in used motor oil, throw on a couple of railroad ties, some asphalt shingles, batteries and a dozen or so aerosol cans.

Don't forget a can of freon.

and a couple cases of styrofoam packing peanuts...

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:09:09 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Elect John Kerry. He won't allow hurricanes during his presidency.

Or volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, or any other acts of God.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:09:15 AM EDT

[#17]

"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And your ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton..."

Quoted:
for your info, a good portion of oxygen is created by plankton and seaweed.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:13:31 AM EDT

[#18]

Save the planet !

It's pretty egotistical of us to think we can actually "hurt" the planet. The truth is we can only hurt ourselves by altering the enviroment. If we screw everything up we will just die off and in several million years (ver short amount of geologic time). The planet will of fixed itself and have its balance back.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:19:10 AM EDT

[#19]

Eat more beef. Rainforests are being cut down to get more grazing lands for cattle in central/south america.

Breacher

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:23:18 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Save the planet !

It's pretty egotistical of us to think we can actually "hurt" the planet. The truth is we can only hurt ourselves by altering the enviroment. If we screw everything up we will just die off and in several million years (ver short amount of geologic time). The planet will of fixed itself and have its balance back.

Doesn't mean I want to see some idiot's styrofoam cup on the side of the road, or his cig butt.

I like to see people toss butts out the window while driving old cars. It's generally pretty easy to follow them and find several old ones on the road by their parked car and toss them in the gastank or through a cracked window onto the seat.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:25:05 AM EDT

[#21]

"Trees are here for our amusment."
An ARFCOM quote I will alwys remember!

Eatshit Enviro Whackos!
CH

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:27:24 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
www.fictionalworlds.com/MOVIES/LogansRun/12-Box.jpg
"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And your ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton..."

Quoted:
for your info, a good portion of oxygen is created by plankton and seaweed.

What did I miss?

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:28:00 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Save the planet !

It's pretty egotistical of us to think we can actually "hurt" the planet. The truth is we can only hurt ourselves by altering the enviroment. If we screw everything up we will just die off and in several million years (ver short amount of geologic time). The planet will of fixed itself and have its balance back.

Doesn't mean I want to see some idiot's styrofoam cup on the side of the road, or his cig butt.

I like to see people toss butts out the window while driving old cars. It's generally pretty easy to follow them and find several old ones on the road by their parked car and toss them in the gastank or through a cracked window onto the seat.

Nor do I. My point is we can't "hurt" mother nature, but we can sure as hell kill ourselves with pollution, ect...

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:32:03 AM EDT

[#24]

Obviously a sense of humor and the movie "Logans Run".

Quoted:
What did I miss?

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:33:38 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I had no idea the board had non-oxygen breathing litterbugs on it.
My apologies.
Carry on, oh filthy ones.

<tooses cigerette butt out the window>

WIll do

SGatr15

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:43:45 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I had no idea the board had non-oxygen breathing litterbugs on it.
My apologies.
Carry on, oh filthy ones.

<tooses cigerette butt out the window>

WIll do

SGatr15

remind me to look for your car at gunstock.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:47:46 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I had no idea the board had non-oxygen breathing litterbugs on it.
My apologies.
Carry on, oh filthy ones.

I wasn't going to burn a tire or chop down a tree today, now I am going to do both in your name.

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:49:26 AM EDT

[#28]

You live in Florida? Easy. Get an axe. Walk house to house and crack open all those air conditioners on the side of everyone's house. Sing a song while you do it. Loudly. And wear a funny hat. That last part won't help kill that jungle, but it'll keep the neighbors from getting in your way. Enjoy!

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:52:51 AM EDT

[#29]

"Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses. There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer. Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it's too late." -- Captions on the screen at the end of "Rainforest Schmainforest"

"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**.
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast.
You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before.
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To tell you things you might not like to hear.
You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.
All you activists can go f*** yourselves!
Someday if we work hard, boys and girls,
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world!
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah!
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?!
It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"

Posted: 9/29/2004 9:53:07 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Sure, do your part to destroy the rain forest, it's not like you breathe *oxygen* or anything, dumbass.
And we will all think of you when we see your trash styrofoam blowing down the road 50 years from now.

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for your info, a good portion of oxygen is created by plankton and seaweed.

A little over 93% percent to be specific.