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Posted: 9/29/2004 8:28:20 AM EDT
OK, my buddy owns a limo company.
He still has to make runs but keeps the choice and VIP accounts for himself. Sometimes when I bored I run shotgun with him cause cruisng places like South Beach in a limo is kinda fun sometimes. Anyway last night we pick up a guy, his wife and their mistress. First the wife is bad ass as hell. Some serious Penthouse quality poon there (sorry no pics). And the guy has a live in mistress who is probably 10 years younger and one of the hottest latin chicks I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even going to talk about what they were wearing because it hurts to think about it. I don't know what the hell this guy does for a living but I hate him, his hot ass 2 fucking women and his big ass house in Boca. I don't really hate the 2 hotass women, I just hate him for having them. Anyway they were going out for their anniversary (guy and his wifes) and where do they go? Private Swing Club. Bastard. He's already fucking two of the hottest chicks in Florida and he's going out for more. I hope he gets a disease and his penis falls off. I'm not really jealous I just want in dead. Even worse, both these chicks are NICE and flirty. Wife tells us a joke. Here is the joke: Wife and her husband are at a restraunt when a younger woman walks by and wispers in the husbands ear. Wife asks "Who was that?" Husband says, "That was my mistress." Wife gets upset and says "Maybe I need to think about a divorce." Husband says "What you should think about is losing half of everything we have, the houses, cars, boats, vacations, money and jewelry." Wife looks around and see's her husbands friend with a young woman she doesn't recognize and asks "Who's that with Bill?" Husband replies "That's his mistress." Wife says "Ours is prettier." . . . I'm about 99.999% sure I could have hooked up with the wife, just one problem, I'm also 99.999% certain my wife wouldn't approve. As a consequence she flirts with me all night. They get to the club and invite us in, we politely decline. They are in there for about 3 hours and 4 different pretty hot chicks come out to the limo during that time and invite my buddy and myself into the club. I quitely curse myself for not doing this in my pre married years and we sit in the limo and talk about how completely robbed we both feel. I generally am not the type to be envious of what other people have but GOD DAMN. I'm sure this guy is nice as hell (and why the fuck shouldn't he be - what could he possibly have to complain about) but I still want him dead. I want in dead or at least in severe pain almost as much as I want to bang the hell out of his wife. |
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Dood... If my limo driver brought a friend with him he would be SOOO fired!
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If your buddy ever needs someone else to ride shotgun with him, I'm only like 300 miles away. |
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I was technically in a "executive security" capacity. |
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Wormer... he's a dead man
Marmalard... dead! Neidermeyer... DEAD! |
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He's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. |
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I already told her. Still working on Phase Two (Operation Get Wife To Private Swing Club). I'm encountering some resistance. |
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+1 None of the hot women flirted with me till I had the ball and chain. Cursed spawn of satan they is! |
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dood read it again, his buddy owns the limo company |
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In Florida? What classes of license do you have? |
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Dude don't hate me!
I was just having a good time. I keep the mistress around to help out the old lady with cleaning my huge house on the water. I'm just looking out for her. |
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heh, heh. That's funny. I don't care who ya are. |
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Unlicensed. Basically riding shotgun. Gettting EP licensing down here is absurd, my buddy looked into once. |
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DIE GAS PUMPER! |
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That may be because she respects the marriage and remembers her vows. Swingers are losers. If you can't have sex with the woman you married for the rest of your life then a divorce is in order. Swinging is cheating no matter how they try to label it. |
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Yeah, this guy was a big loser. |
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Whats the big deal?
AFter 15 minutes you would be done and spent anyways... SGat1r5 |
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So are bible thumping moralist who think that their way of life is superior to everyone else's |
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Swingers are losers +2. Sgtar15 |
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I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....
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Mine was not a religous statement at all. More of a respect your spouse thing.
I know all about swingers. Years ago I was a partner in a strip club/escort service/swinger club. Granted I was around the scum of the earth most of the time, I never understood these couples who have kids and send them to a sitter and then go swing. I mean they kiss their kids with that mouth that just sucked 4 different dicks. Or the hubby that says "ohh baby it turns me on to see you getting dp'd by those black guys" Wtf? You can leave religon out of this on my part, I see it more of a mental illness. Most swingers have to be stoned or drunk to do what they do. I know I saw it myself. If you have to get stoned to do something, maybe you shouldn't be doing it. E.T.A..........That guy is a loser, he is searching for something he doesn't have. He is unhappy and morally corrupt. Money and babes don't make a winner. |
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OK, that does it, call Lordtrader and get his ass to Florida.
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I've seen the type you describe but I've seen exactly the same kind of people in non swinging relationships. Some people are just losers. And this guy and his girls definitely didn't fit your description. As for me I could do the whole live in mistress thing (if my wife let me) but I couldn't let other guys be boning my stuff. That's mine dammit. |
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I'm not being holier than thou, I did all that shit before I was married. My comment is about after marriage. Ever think your wife is like you? You know your dick is hers and she don't want you sharing? |
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+3. It's just not cool. And I am most definatly not a 'Bible Thumper'. |
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You know, when you have been given stuff like good looks and money, you really don't appreciate what you have.
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Guess you missed the "if my wife let me" part. If she had a problem with it, it wouldn't happen. Thought I made that pretty clear. |
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I got that part, but shame shame for wanting too |
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I "want" to do lots of stuff I'm not suppossed to do. Don't feel shame for it though. Desire and actions are two different things. And honestly the only way I'd do the swinging thing was if it was WITH my wife and she was actually into it and not just doing it for me. It would have to be "just for fun" and additional female only. |
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So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year? What do you do on those 49 other weeks? |
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I appreciate my good looks. |
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Tell her [Borg]Resistance is futile[/Borg]. Then throw it in her pooper. S.O. |
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Damn wish I got laid that much |
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More like 2 minutes. |
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You hate him that much?
Simple, you just kill him. I'm only kidding! |
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[dumbanddumber]So you're saying there's a chance?[/dumbanddumber] |
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If you get married, you might get laid 3 weeks out of the year. That would be the first year though. It's all downhill from there. |
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Brazil?!? Dominican Republic?!? I hope your safe because these two countries have huge aids rates among heterosexuals. |
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I apologize the rate is not as bad as I expected. I thought because it was next to Haiti it would be bad but its 1/3 or so of Haiti.
Haiti 6.1% adults Domincan republic 2.8% Brazil .7% U.S. .6% |
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Not having to wrap your pecker is the only thing that makes marrage worth it.... S.O. |
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Couple of friends of mine invited me to take a trip to South America. Maybe I should look into it...
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