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Posted: 9/28/2004 8:33:19 PM EDT
If you were indestructable for one week (seven days exactly), what would you do?
This means you cannot be killed or maimed (no loss of limbs). You will also be immune to all laws - local or international. Seven days is not a long time, so what you do with that if you got it. Go after criminals on the street? Take down the mob? |
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It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.
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I'd chill out in the girls locker room at the local college. Why would you spend 7 days making enemies of people whoa re going to kill you after that one week?? Dumasses, GO GET LAID.
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Don't know, but it would involve making LARGE amounts of money... |
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I wouldn't start there, but i would try to end there. |
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There was a book written, I think in the 20s or 30s called "Gladiator" that I read as a kid, it was basically about a superman type guy that was invulnerable like that. |
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Skydive...from space...without a chute...holding a left over Soviet nuke from orbit...into...Fallujah.
Then wash, rinse and repeat for each city that gives us troubles. John Oh yes....settle a few scores with cheating girlfriend's boyfriends. |
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Going to make a few dollars and get back at some people.
Have to get a camera for that. I also always wanted to play chicken with a train. |
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i would be on the first plane to the mid-east for a 4 or 5 country tour
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In case you missed it, C_J, they GAVE UP, and no longer occupy the mosque... We won... WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building... |
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That's low brother...real low... SGatr15 |
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My packing bill would go WAY down.
Actually, I have a lot of friends in the sandbox. I'd go help them. |
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We was robbed! |
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If you mean me, no I haven't seen it. |
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Nah, we accomplished the objective (retaking the mozque) without pissing off the locals & ensuring we come home in disgrace... Alot of people on our side over there, alot of those who were fighting on our side, consider that mosque sacred as well... People we don't want to piss off, people who will be critical to the success of a democratic Iraq, you see... Have a little strategic vision, man... Beyond just killing people for the hell of it... |
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I would jump into the ocean and go all the way to the bottom...dont know why, but I would get a kick out of it.
Then I would rob every fucking bank I could find. |
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screw going after the mob or terrorists....
i'm goin after the druggies. why? money and guns. they can keep their drugs....i'll just be taking their money and guns. And I'm not talking about the small peons here....central america here I come! |
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I bet the Columbian drug cartels would yield a lot of booty. |
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I'd go skydiving without a parachute, just to see how high I'd bounce.
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I would be making my middle east tour.
Monday-Iraq Tuesday-Iran Wednesday-Syra, Saudi Arabia Thursday-Afghanistan Friday, Saturday, Sunday-France, France and then France again |
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Turn Fallujah, Basra, Sadr City, Mosul, An Naseriyah, Syria, and Iran into parking lots.
Dressed as a Pig. If I had any time leftover I would pay North Korea a visit. |
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No one wants to clean up the drug dealers or gangstas in our inner cities?
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Id go for a ride courtesy of a navy battle ship cannon. Maybe a ride on a tomahawk.
OH OH OH I KNOW! I'd slim Pickins a bomb down on Pyongyang. Then off to the sand box with a truck full of pigs and twice as much explosives. |
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HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!
I would tape myself: playing in traffic drinking burning gasoline playing in burning gasoline eating nails shooting myself ...repeatedly ...out of a homemade cannon ...into a brick wall. Steve-O would have NOTHING on me (for a week, anyway). Sell the videos for LOTS of money. Would it still hurt? BTW, there was a character who had this ability (sort of - he actually healed very quickly from any injury) from a VERY bizarre late 60's show... www.captainscarlet.tv/frameset.asp Sgtar15 would love it - action figures being used to make movies. |
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I would go home and tell Mrs. Wedge that I am getting that aimpoint that I want and both a Benelli m-1 tactical, and Rem. 700. w/ a Leopold scope. And there is nothing she can do to stop me because I am indestructable.
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Indestructable ISN"T unstoppable.
4 guys could easily muscle you down, and lock you up. Walking into the White House would be fun |
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Yup. With a flame thrower. And a gun. A big gun. |
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I would "streak" through 7 of the nastiest, crime-ridden neighborhoods in America. For 16 hours every day, I would just ride around naked on a bike, hurling insults to everyone I saw, beating up drug-dealers and gangsters. And I'd make a bazillion off of the video.
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I would go after a certain person in California who's been giving us a lot of trouble the past ten years or so......
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I'd replace a water pump on a Honda Accord. I've never been able to do that without drawing blood. It'd be kewl.
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Total immunity? Permanent? As in, still immune after the week is up?
Well, let's just say that the anti-gun movement would die out all of a sudden, OK? Then I'd go on a killing spree in our own inner cities. Gangs would die by the busload, and the streets would be safer. If you're wearing colors and packing heat, you're snail food. It'd be time to take out the trash! If I had any time left over, I'd start kicking some ass in certain spots in the mideast. It'd be a busy week. Oh, and at some point I'd tear the Federal Reserve to the ground and do enough damage to its financial infrastructure that it couldn't possibly be rebuilt in any reasonable period of time, resulting in a de facto reversion of the control of our own money back to Americans. But this is all fantasy, of course. CJ |
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I won't say.
You could all read about it in the news later that week. |
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"I bet you 20$ that i can jump off this 20 story building without dieing"
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