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Posted: 9/28/2004 8:33:19 PM EDT

If you were indestructable for one week (seven days exactly), what would you do?

This means you cannot be killed or maimed (no loss of limbs). You will also be immune to all laws - local or international. Seven days is not a long time, so what you do with that if you got it. Go after criminals on the street? Take down the mob?

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:34:12 PM EDT

[#1]

It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:34:20 PM EDT

[#2]

I wouldnt be here typing that is for sure

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:35:22 PM EDT

[#3]

I'd chill out in the girls locker room at the local college. Why would you spend 7 days making enemies of people whoa re going to kill you after that one week?? Dumasses, GO GET LAID.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:35:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Hookers and blow. What else?

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:37:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Skydive from space

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:37:45 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Skydive from space

Without a chute.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:38:44 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
If you were indestructable for one week (seven days exactly), what would you do?

This means you cannot be killed or maimed (no loss of limbs). You will also be immune to all laws - local or international. Seven days is not a long time, so what you do with that if you got it. Go after criminals on the street? Take down the mob?

Don't know, but it would involve making LARGE amounts of money...

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:38:48 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.

I wouldn't start there, but i would try to end there.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:40:37 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.

Well they could just sit on you or park a bulldozer on you for a week. They couldn't hurt you but they could hold you until the week was up...

There was a book written, I think in the 20s or 30s called "Gladiator" that I read as a kid, it was basically about a superman type guy that was invulnerable like that.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:40:48 PM EDT

[#10]

Skydive...from space...without a chute...holding a left over Soviet nuke from orbit...into...Fallujah.

Then wash, rinse and repeat for each city that gives us troubles.

John

Oh yes....settle a few scores with cheating girlfriend's boyfriends.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:41:08 PM EDT

[#11]

I would hunt you down and kill you.

SGatr15

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:41:38 PM EDT

[#12]

Going to make a few dollars and get back at some people.

Have to get a camera for that.

I also always wanted to play chicken with a train.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:42:59 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I would hunt you down and kill you.

SGatr15

Maybe I couldn't do anything to you, but I could keep your dolls hostage...

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:44:48 PM EDT

[#14]

catch up on some sleep......

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:47:04 PM EDT

[#15]

i would be on the first plane to the mid-east for a 4 or 5 country tour

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:49:27 PM EDT

[#16]

I might have to do the Middle East Chainsaw Massacure

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:59:10 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.

In case you missed it, C_J, they GAVE UP, and no longer occupy the mosque...

We won...

WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building...

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:01:31 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I would hunt you down and kill you.

SGatr15
Maybe I couldn't do anything to you, but I could keep your dolls hostage...

That's low brother...real low...

SGatr15

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:01:46 PM EDT

[#19]

My packing bill would go WAY down.

Actually, I have a lot of friends in the sandbox. I'd go help them.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:02:47 PM EDT

[#20]

Someone's been watching "Ground Hog Day"!

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:03:06 PM EDT

[#21]

WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building...

We was robbed!

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:03:15 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Someone's been watching "Ground Hog Day"!

If you mean me, no I haven't seen it.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:05:25 PM EDT

[#23]

I'd be a walking, breathing target designator in Iraq.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:09:36 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building...

We was robbed!

Nah, we accomplished the objective (retaking the mozque) without pissing off the locals & ensuring we come home in disgrace...

Alot of people on our side over there, alot of those who were fighting on our side, consider that mosque sacred as well... People we don't want to piss off, people who will be critical to the success of a democratic Iraq, you see...

Have a little strategic vision, man... Beyond just killing people for the hell of it...

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:10:40 PM EDT

[#25]

I would jump into the ocean and go all the way to the bottom...dont know why, but I would get a kick out of it.

Then I would rob every fucking bank I could find.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:12:20 PM EDT

[#26]

Oh man, I need a week to think about this one.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:20:12 PM EDT

[#27]

screw going after the mob or terrorists....

i'm goin after the druggies. why? money and guns. they can keep their drugs....i'll just be taking their money and guns.

And I'm not talking about the small peons here....central america here I come!

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:21:04 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
screw going after the mob or terrorists....

i'm goin after the druggies. why? money and guns. they can keep their drugs....i'll just be taking their money and guns.

And I'm not talking about the small peons here....central america here I come!

I bet the Columbian drug cartels would yield a lot of booty.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:23:32 PM EDT

[#29]

I'd go skydiving without a parachute, just to see how high I'd bounce.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:24:02 PM EDT

[#30]

I would be making my middle east tour.

Monday-Iraq
Tuesday-Iran
Wednesday-Syra, Saudi Arabia
Thursday-Afghanistan
Friday, Saturday, Sunday-France, France and then France again

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:27:09 PM EDT

[#31]

Turn Fallujah, Basra, Sadr City, Mosul, An Naseriyah, Syria, and Iran into parking lots.

Dressed as a Pig.

If I had any time leftover I would pay North Korea a visit.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:27:30 PM EDT

[#32]

I would make millions selling my workout secrets to the US military. How to make yourself indestuctable in 10 easy steps. People would line up for me to be their personal trainer.

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:30:11 PM EDT

[#33]

No one wants to clean up the drug dealers or gangstas in our inner cities?

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:33:42 PM EDT

[#34]

MIDDLE EAST.

draw your own conclusions

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:40:31 PM EDT

[#35]

I'd go for public enemy #1...the
IRS

Posted: 9/28/2004 9:52:34 PM EDT

[#36]

Id go for a ride courtesy of a navy battle ship cannon. Maybe a ride on a tomahawk.

OH OH OH I KNOW! I'd slim Pickins a bomb down on Pyongyang.

Then off to the sand box with a truck full of pigs and twice as much explosives.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:07:46 AM EDT

[#37]

HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!

I would tape myself:

playing in traffic
drinking burning gasoline
playing in burning gasoline
eating nails
shooting myself
...repeatedly
...out of a homemade cannon
...into a brick wall.

Steve-O would have NOTHING on me (for a week, anyway). Sell the videos for LOTS of money.

Would it still hurt?

BTW, there was a character who had this ability (sort of - he actually healed very quickly from any injury) from a VERY bizarre late 60's show...

www.captainscarlet.tv/frameset.asp

Sgtar15 would love it - action figures being used to make movies.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:13:53 AM EDT

[#38]

Plane ticket.
Iraq.

Lots of dead people.

Any questions?

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:16:03 AM EDT

[#39]

Get into a few ultimate fighting matches

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:23:59 AM EDT

[#40]

I would go home and tell Mrs. Wedge that I am getting that aimpoint that I want and both a Benelli m-1 tactical, and Rem. 700. w/ a Leopold scope. And there is nothing she can do to stop me because I am indestructable.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:25:47 AM EDT

[#41]

Indestructable ISN"T unstoppable.

4 guys could easily muscle you down, and lock you up.

Walking into the White House would be fun

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:28:36 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
i would be on the first plane to the mid-east for a 4 or 5 country tour

Yup. With a flame thrower. And a gun. A big gun.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:30:13 AM EDT

[#43]

Like I am gonna answer this question....

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:31:15 AM EDT

[#44]

I would "streak" through 7 of the nastiest, crime-ridden neighborhoods in America. For 16 hours every day, I would just ride around naked on a bike, hurling insults to everyone I saw, beating up drug-dealers and gangsters. And I'd make a bazillion off of the video.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:38:21 AM EDT

[#45]

I would go after a certain person in California who's been giving us a lot of trouble the past ten years or so......

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:44:43 AM EDT

[#46]

I'd replace a water pump on a Honda Accord. I've never been able to do that without drawing blood. It'd be kewl.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:45:55 AM EDT

[#47]

Total immunity? Permanent? As in, still immune after the week is up?

Well, let's just say that the anti-gun movement would die out all of a sudden, OK?

Then I'd go on a killing spree in our own inner cities. Gangs would die by the busload,
and the streets would be safer. If you're wearing colors and packing heat, you're snail food.
It'd be time to take out the trash!

If I had any time left over, I'd start kicking some ass in certain spots in the mideast.

It'd be a busy week.

Oh, and at some point I'd tear the Federal Reserve to the ground and do enough damage to its
financial infrastructure that it couldn't possibly be rebuilt in any reasonable period of time, resulting
in a de facto reversion of the control of our own money back to Americans.

But this is all fantasy, of course.

CJ