Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their Dad did for a living. All the typical answers came up..fireman, policeman,salesman,doctor, lawyer, etc.



David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.



"My Father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underware. Sometimes, if there is enough money, he will go home with some guy and make love with him."



The teacher, obviously shaken by David's remarks, hurriedly sent the other students out of the room and sat down with little Dave and asked, "Is that really true about your father?"



"No," said David, "He really works for the Democratic National Committee to elect John Kerry, but I was to embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids".