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Posted: 9/28/2004 7:00:08 AM EDT

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KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show Kerry dramatically taking on color.

Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues?

Or has the senator been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:05:01 AM EDT

[#1]

What's that damned yellow armband thingy?

Quoted:

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of FAG football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

Fixed it for you.

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:05:28 AM EDT

[#2]

WTF is up with the yellow wrist band?
Looks like he fell asleep in the tanning bed.

Bush should say "John I am glad to see that you have had the time to go to the beach while I have been working my ass off fighting terrorists."

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:06:00 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
What's that damned armband thingy?

Chicken??

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:08:33 AM EDT

[#4]

The yellow wristband is a Live Strong band from the Lance Armsrtong Cancer Foundation.

It is some kind of fund raiser involving Nike and Lance.

www.laf-store.org/

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:17:30 AM EDT

[#5]

I heard he got the tan pickin weeds by hand in the Caliban...
It's a Caliban joke

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:22:43 AM EDT

[#6]

Looks like one of those spray on tans they do now days. Probably was a freebee with the 50th Botox treatment.

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:25:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Yeah I noticed his Orange glow the other day.

Maybe its from his exposure to "Agent Orange" that fateful Christmas when he was in Cambodia.

What a Jackass!

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:26:52 AM EDT

[#8]

He thinks he's George Hamilton.

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:27:36 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
What's that damned yellow armband thingy?

They give you those before you go into the tanning booth... Seems he forgot to take his off..

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:28:26 AM EDT

[#10]

its the new lee press-on tan...

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:31:10 AM EDT

[#11]

Phony, shallow bastard--only concerned with appearances. I understand they do matter in debate forums, but geez, he seems to major in minors.

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:33:40 AM EDT

[#12]

[gay voice]Hey you guys, I think he just wants to look festive for the holidays, so he decided to go with a nice pumpkin orange afterglow along with a new mint flavored lip gloss. Combine that with the yellow wrist band and you got a totally fab candy corn look going on here that is just irresistable! Don't you just love it! I think it's thuper![/gay voice]

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:37:54 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
He thinks he's George Hamilton.

Posted: 9/28/2004 7:40:23 AM EDT

[#14]

What a phony. What a low life anal cavity.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:07:44 AM EDT

[#15]

Did you hear the story about him requesting the air conditioning be set at 70, but Bush's team noticing he sweats a lot, won't agree to that low? It's all about strategery. I'll admit, I find it funny when Bush does it, and ridiculous when sKerry does it.

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:19:35 AM EDT

[#16]

Did you hear Letterman's joke last night?

He said something like...The candidates have to follow an sgreement on how the debates will be run. For instance. The candidates cannot get any closer than 10 feet apart, and they can never talk directly to each other. That part was taken directly from the Kerry's Prenuptual Agreement!

Posted: 9/28/2004 8:21:04 AM EDT

[#17]

Another sign of his obsession with JFK. He wants to look physically better in contrast with his opponent on a tv debate.

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