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Posted: 9/28/2004 6:26:58 AM EDT
For example.. I always blow my nose right into the sink rather than using tissues. IMO it works better, but my wife finds it disgusting. I do it in the shower too... but I alwasy rinse it off the curtain... Actually, that's about the only one i can think of off the top of my head. How 'bout yous? |
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LMAO! Blowing my nose in the sink was the first thing that came to mind.
I'm divorced now so nobody can bitch about it. |
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None right now, that I can think of-except for spitting in the sink.
I used to do it a fair amount when I dipped but I don't dip anymore. I still hawk up a quid now and then if I'm close to the sink. It's not like I spit in the sink and leave it there for all to admire and write college papers about-I'd spit right into the drain and run water to get rid of it immediately afterwards. Of course, the GF thinks it ranks right up there with the pinnacle of gross. |
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Toilet seat up, leaving floss on the counter
blowing snot into the sink is just nasty. |
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OMG the monkey is the worst JIF I've ever seen. My wife gets pissed at me for doing all sorts of gross things. I would guess incessant hocking up loogies, spitting them out of a moving vehicle, pooping and leaving it there to suprise her, I could go on... |
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I, too blow my nose in the shower. It seems cleaner to me than Kleenex anyway, since it washes away immediately, and it's definitely more effective.
I can't believe I just shared that with the entire class, so to speak. |
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That is really funny! Spankin' his monkey so to speak! |
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This is one of my pet peeves. I have never dipped, it drove me crazy in the Army, but as a civilian switch tech it really made me go ape shit. I was the Lead Technician and switch supervisor at my companies main switch site in Raleigh, NC, we had contractors installing equipmet, and htey were being kind of careless with drinks and stuff in the equipment room. I had been very nice and let them have bottles with screw on lids as long as they were kept around the mainanence position, of course that lasted a couple of days before one of them spilled a can of Coke near some equipmet, so I told them no bottles, cups or cans anywhere outside of the breakroom, after lunch that same day I go back to inspect thier work, and as I am checking a wirewrap I knock a cup full of dip spit over. I went off and it cost the whole crew thier jobs, I told them to stop what they were doing pack thier shit and get the hell out of my CO. |
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Hey man, you fucking warned them. Shape up or ship out! |
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Lets see.... gross things that I do.
I spit alot, It bugs the GF, s'okay though, what she doesn't know is that when aliens land we will all be judged on our ability to hock loogies. And I shall reign as King. If I really want to get a rise out of her, I lean forward as If i am going to give her a peck on the lips. and then lick the side of her face. she gets soo angry, (i don't do this in public or anything, whats the deal?) |
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That is funny as shit! |
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I LOVE IT!!! Were they all pissed off when you told them to pack their shit? Shocked? Did they think you were kidding? More people should do that... Just because they are providing you a service doesn't mean they should have you by the balls. There is always someone else willing to do the same work. And the fact that they take their nasty habits to their job sites reflects poorly on the company they work for. You probably could have got them in more trouble by calling their boss and telling them how you'll be spreading the word about how he sends pigs out to sites. You get a big gold star in my book!! |
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As the login name implies, I like to pass gas.
Although I use alternate terms like "laying down a bunt," "laying wolf bait," ""dropping ass," or "playing the trouser trumpet." The wife complains, but actually farts louder than me. |
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Taking a dump is pretty horrible, and most everybody does it, once a day if they're lucky.
It may not be something you ever do in company, but it's pretty nasty anyway. Especially if it's a sticky one! CJ |
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How could I forget farts... everyone in my house farts... even the freakin dog. we all have our days when one will be louder/stinkier than the other, but there's always someone bustin' ass in our house. I guess I forgot it because it's such a common thing. |
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my worst habit is feeling a great sense of pride when I manage to plug a toilet when taking a dump. especially a public toilet.
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Niiiiiice!! I get the same feeling in a public shitter. At home I just get pissed... unless I don't notice it and the wife has to unclog it. |
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At first they thought I was kidding, once they realized I wasn't they tried to go voer my head, my manager told them "if Lightning_P38 told you to get out, you better get out before I call the cops". You are right, these guys had a bad attitude, they didn't understand that they were in my house and I made the rules, thier replacements were extremely polite. The ting that really ammused me, was the head contractor that I ran off, called me a couple of weeks later and asked if he could use me as a reference, I told him that if he did, I would only tell the employer I had to run him and his crew off my site. |
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I like to pee in a cup or out the door when I'm in my gun room.
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I piss off the front porch I piss in the sink I smell my fingers after I scratch myself I hose the shit off my ass in the shower (saves toilet paper costs) then stomp the big chunks down the drain.. I go to bed at night dirty and shower in the morning I change my bed sheets maybe every 2 months I drag goat shit in my house off my boots (too cheap to buy a lawnmower) I sometimes eat a woman while she's menstruating and my worst bad habit... I spend too much time on this computer smoking cigars I am the epitamy sp? of all arfcom members... |
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I pick my nose, and occasionally eat the booger, and use my bathroom sink as an ashtray when I smoke on the shitter.
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At night, I piss out my backdoor, rather than walk all the way to the bathroom. By the way, I think LadyLiberty wins the contest, because every time she posts, I am forced to look at that avatar, which makes me want to projectile vomit. |
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Blow my nose in the shower. I did not consider it a gross habit, and still don't, but since others here do I guess I'll list that one.
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Ok... you're freakin nasty. Although I have consider doing the "hose the poop" thing I simply can't bring myself to do it. Eat a menstruating woman? To do it once is harsh enough, but to consider it a habit? Dude... you have iron grit. I don't even like seeing a tampon yanked out and tossing in the bowl. Now the bed sheets thing? When I was single and living in an apartment... I don't think I ever washed my sheets the entire time I lived there. If I did it was because I blew goo in my sleep and didn't want to sleep in the crusted up spot. Since I never got laid whiel I was living there I didn't have to worry about any girls saying anything about it or having to get the stink of snatch out of the sheets after she was gone.
I do that when I'm staying in a hotel. Now pissing in the shower I'll do at home. |
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Dude, snatch shouldn't stink. Find some new friends. All the pie I've ever had smelled wonderful. |
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"Yeah well sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know..." |
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Ill lean forward like iam going to kiss my wife than stick my tongue up her nose HAHAH
and than i go YUMMMYYY she gets pissed and i end up looking like this |
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Not stinky snatch. Marinated snatch! Without a doubt, pie for breakfast is my worst habit. I've had girlfriends who were too self conscious at first to let me have an early a.m. snack, but they got used to it eventually. This absolutely does not apply if said pie was cream filled the night before. |
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Some of you are nasty fuckers. Seriously. Eating bloody pie. Eating your boogers. Stomping poop down the drain. That shit aint right.
My nasty habits.....I dunno. I like to tell my wife the knock knock joke. I say "knock knock" and when she replies "who's there" I bust a real nice fart. Or sometimes I'll say in a very excited tone "HEY DID YOU HEAR?" and when she says no I blast a nice one. But that's more just to annoy her than out of being nasty. |
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I guess I need to develop more bad habbits .
I thought going in and taking a dump while the GF is in there brushing her teeth was bad . |
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Speaking of balls... if mine are sticking to my leg I'll shoot my hand right down my pants and peel them off... regardless of where I am. |
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Eat my boogers.
Eat other people boogers. LOL I am fastidious in my persoanl habits.....despite what my old lady sys. |
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Not too long ago I took a MASSIVE dump in a Walmart restroom. After three or four flushes the water in the bowl started rising and I took off. Later when I was done shopping I noticed an 'out of order' sign on the mens room door and some poor slob heading in there with a mop bucket. Almost made me feel bad..... no not really.
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get drunk and piss in the hallway closet.
hork up loogies in the shower. jerk off while shitting chew tabacco pick my nose and wipe it in my arm pit pinch and roll my nutt sack smell my toe jam chew on my toe nails eat my nuttsack dandruff shave my pubes and put em on my peanutt butter & jelly sandwiches |
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