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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:36:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Hi my name is:FILL IN BLANK
I saw you and just wanted say hi. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:36:42 PM EDT
[#2]
I usually just lick my eye brows and see where that leads.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:37:34 PM EDT
[#3]
Me: Hey, those are some cute shoes.
Her: Thanks. Me: Did you buy them new?? That works wonders. Serioulsly. Most guys approach a woman and basically kiss up to her, which women detest. Using the above line tells them that you're both funny and you are not going to bow down to her. The above makes the implied suggestion that she buys her shoes USED! CMOS |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:38:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Hi. My name is Joe.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:39:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Make me a sammich, bitch.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:40:00 PM EDT
[#6]
HI THERE!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:40:38 PM EDT
[#7]
"Hi, I'm a jerk, who will treat you like trash, sleep with your female friends, and kick you to the curb when your shit gets old".
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:40:52 PM EDT
[#8]
Quit staring, I'm married.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:41:14 PM EDT
[#9]
"Ummm...Hi...ummm...I'm....ummmm...YOU'RE PREEEETTTTYYYYYY...ummm...hehheh...my name is (choke) Gene...ummm....ummmm......ummmm......MOMMY!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:41:16 PM EDT
[#10]
Fixed it for you. 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:42:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Is that in a restaurant? CRC |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:42:56 PM EDT
[#12]
I say -- I am gods gift to women, and he has blessed you today.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:43:13 PM EDT
[#13]
Heh, no, but it would be funny to see the look on some waitress's face if I said that... maybe this is why I am single? 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:43:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Hi, usually works pretty well.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:43:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Notice something about them, and comment on it.
"Nice shoes. By the way, my name is...." How hard is it? If you're really industrious, notice several things beforehand.....a good 'first conversation' should last longer than the time frame you have to finish it, whether that's 5 minutes or an hour. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:46:51 PM EDT
[#16]
That makes sense.
"Nice zit and overbite".
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:54:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Any thing that comes to my mind but I usually Say Hi I'm XXXXX . I gave up On pick up lines along time ago. I usuall can pick up 1out of 5 woman I hit on I am alittle Rusty
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Posted: 9/27/2004 12:58:48 PM EDT
[#18]
HEY BITCH! I"M RICK JAMES!
Works everytime. 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:00:48 PM EDT
[#19]
"Hi, my name is Bob. How much are lap dances?"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:03:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Hi, I am George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:05:14 PM EDT
[#21]
"Excuse me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute."
or "Hi, my name is Chimborazo, and I thiink you're quite attractive. Could I perhaps interest you in buying me a drink?" |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:06:42 PM EDT
[#22]
I just got out of rehab and DOJ denied my handgun purchase, wanna make some fast cash with your ID and my money?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:09:28 PM EDT
[#23]
Pretty much the same technique here, except I nonchalantly toss my cock over my shoulder right before I lick my eyebrows. 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:10:18 PM EDT
[#24]
When I met her in the hospital (she is a nurse) I could not think of anything to say, so I asked her about if hand sanitizer worked or not (there was a bottle behind her). I came back up a couple days later and just asked her if she would like to have dinner sometime.
Happily married with a child and a dog now. eta - Plus I am Catholic. Catholics have big penises. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:10:23 PM EDT
[#25]
"Pull Over"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:11:39 PM EDT
[#26]
"How much for an hour?"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:11:51 PM EDT
[#27]
Her: Yes, why do you ask? Me: Because they look worn out and second-hand ... WTF?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:12:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:13:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Winnah winnah...chicken dinnah!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:13:37 PM EDT
[#30]
I heard a joke once. This guy gets on an airplane, sits next to a hottie who is reading playgirl magazine. After reading for a while the young lady puts the magazine down and starts making chit chat with the guy. She tells him that she just read an article on the average peins size of men in different ethnic groups, she tells him that Native American have the biggest units going by lenght, and that polish men are the largest by girth. He thinks for a minute, puts out his hand to shake hers and says "It's nice to meet you, my name is Tanto Janewski".
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:14:10 PM EDT
[#31]
and large balls |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:14:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:15:42 PM EDT
[#33]
"Yes, I plan on tipping!"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:16:37 PM EDT
[#34]
[joey] Haayoooo Dooooin! [/joey]
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:18:31 PM EDT
[#35]
This may be difficult to believe but I've got to let you know something. I can't believe how attractive you are and how just seeing you in this light has changed my life. You see I had alwasys thought I was impotent but after seeing you I've realized I'm not. Can I buy you a drink to show my appreciation?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:20:00 PM EDT
[#36]
[jmt]you will take me to your bedroom now[/jmt]
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:22:19 PM EDT
[#37]
You crack me up with that mention every time. The best was when you fooled the womenz though. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 1:25:05 PM EDT
[#38]
"hi, i'm lokt"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 3:49:09 PM EDT
[#39]
You look PURDY!! Now, bend over!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 3:52:01 PM EDT
[#40]
"It puts the lotion in the basket!"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 3:53:05 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm Buck and I like to fuck.
Couldn't resist it. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 3:58:05 PM EDT
[#42]
Shove a rag in her face and ask "Does this smell like chloroform?"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 3:59:57 PM EDT
[#43]
"Hi, I love my wife so this ill never work out!"
MT 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:04:05 PM EDT
[#44]
The first contact is the most delicate, unless you intend to waste a lot of time. I think terseness and honesty will work in your favor. Do not pretend you want to be friends, express your interest in her appearance.
I really couldn't give a crap about a chick's shoes. Her nice bodily attributes, on the other hand, is an entirely different matter. I do comment about them. My wife hasn't slapped me yet :). Just watch out for alcoholic sluts. Do not become attracted to them. They are plentiful in the ATL area here where I am. Well, I'm married, so I have to avoi them. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:07:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:16:06 PM EDT
[#46]
Be polite, curteous, and mind your manners and you'll do just fine. Treat them like a lady, be very respectful, and keep a humble attitude.
And don't forget to smile. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:18:25 PM EDT
[#47]
Oh your hot tonight.................................... 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:23:08 PM EDT
[#48]
a little move I like to refer to as "the helicopter"
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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:26:32 PM EDT
[#50]
If they are bilingual and speak spanish and english, I like to say for laughs.
"Soy Ricardo Jaime, puta." Or I just act like myself and say hello. |
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