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Posted: 9/24/2004 10:44:47 PM EDT
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I can't say anything, LaBunny is reading over my shoulder.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 12:16:45 AM EDT
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Heres for you DA-Bunny!!
Ten tips for men about to get married!! Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Bob 
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Posted: 9/25/2004 2:45:56 AM EDT
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ahahaha....I love it.... and no, I WONT!!!
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Posted: 9/25/2004 2:46:17 AM EDT
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www.NoMarriage.com...
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Posted: 9/25/2004 2:50:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 3:04:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:27:53 AM EDT
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And another for your viewing enjoyment...americanwomensuck.com.....Nah, I'm not bitter!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:32:15 AM EDT
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The next time you feel like getting married, just find some bitch that you can't stand give her half of your money, half your belongings and then buy her a house.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:33:57 AM EDT
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And do we know why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Becouse they want to  On a more serious note, my rules for a happy marrage are... 1. While the woman may not always be right, she is NEVER wrong. 2. dont tell your wife NO often, but when you do tell her NO, MEAN IT echo6 |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:41:41 AM EDT
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For those of you contemplating marriage consider this,... One taste of wedding cake and your wife wil forever be alergic to blowjobs and sex in general.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:50:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:50:22 AM EDT
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Okay, I'm getting married in the spring, and I've had a long line of disappointments before this.
I'm almost 50 now. Never got married before. Basically, it is worth the wait, to find the right woman, who is in the right frame of mind for marriage. I'm as independent as anybody there is, and I've lived alone and independent all my life. So has she. We've both decided that we are compatible enough to make a go of it. Nothing is easy, and it takes work. 2 people working together, with 2 incomes, can do better than one alone. If you are compatible, it will work. If you are marrying for "just getting laid" on a regular basis, it is doomed before it starts. You don't have to get married to just get laid. Marriage is way more than that. Regarding the above "warnings", yes women cost money and get into the decision making processes. They can be a pain in the ass. They can do all the things that we suspect they will do, and that we have seen women do before. Believe me, I have seen women do shit that I never thought even a woman would do. I have had unbelieveable shit done to me in the past, by women who supposedly were my girlfriends. So, I agree with all the warnings, and they do apply in many, many cases. But, there is a small possibility that you can find the right woman, and it's worth keeping your eye open for her. If you do find her, then it is a rare find, and don't let her slip thru your fingers. |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 5:06:04 AM EDT
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American women should be shunnend by American men. *They should be left barren and alone, to date moronic, despicable, worthless, disease ridden men of dubious intentions. That would weed them out.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 5:20:33 AM EDT
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Best 17 years of my life so far. Using the big one is smarter than using the little one when choosing.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 5:30:46 AM EDT
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Over the years, I've had several guys tell me they wanted to get married 'cause they will get to have sex as much as they want.  Uh....yeah....with Rosie maybe - not your wife.  |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 5:40:44 AM EDT
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www.americanwomensuck.com
Take the "Manly Quiz" it's pretty funny. BTW, I got an 88% or 22 of 25 "right".......... 
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Posted: 9/25/2004 8:50:14 AM EDT
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I hope it isnt true? I always thought most women enjoyed sex?  marriage seems to have too many dis-advantages, I wonder why people get married... it just doesnt seem like it would be worth the risk. |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 8:57:36 AM EDT
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I get more blowjobs after 5 years of marriage than I did before. Just treat your wife the same way you did when you were dating. Women don't change their wants/needs much from the time they are 16 on up to death. Just treat them good and usually they will reciprocate.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:00:18 AM EDT
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I have found that the one thing that is completely incompatable with marriage is selfish behaviour. I have been married for nearly ten years, and have never had to work hard to stay that way. If you intend to make your marriage last the first thing you have to realize is that no matter what, you no longer own anything, you may be the only person who uses something, you may be the only one with any interest in it at all, but it is still community property. There is no such thing as my money and her money it is our money. I have seen many marriages break up over this more than any other reason including infedelity. Actually I think that the seflish attitude is what often leads to infidelity a person get convinced that certain segments of thier life are thiers alone and eventually decide that it is none of thier partners business who they sleep with. If you are not ready to accept the fact that everything you have and do will be shared totally with another person then you are not prepared to be married.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:00:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:03:25 AM EDT
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Prenup
Prenup Prenup Prenup Prenup Prenup Prenup Prenup Prenup Prenup ....
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:17:25 AM EDT
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Why do husbands die before their wives?
Because they want to. CMOS 
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:23:39 AM EDT
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3. When things get tough, remember this...you are the one that proposed to her.
Fixed! |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:33:46 AM EDT
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In all fairness the above was a bit of an exageration, but just a bit. It seems that once the woman has taken you to the 'Alter' and the 'Honeymoon' is over (which happens quickly) they some times feel like they already 'have you' and don't always feel like they need to try as hard. Of course there are exceptions to every rule, if this is you, consider yourself lucky, take your vitamins and hope you can keep up with her or you will find that there will be plenty of others who will....... jk..
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:46:24 AM EDT
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Nope. She asked me first.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:58:55 AM EDT
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I feel really sad for some of you guys. I had to fight my wife off of me because I was running a 103 degree fever and felt like death warmed over. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 10:01:45 AM EDT
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Except for #1 I agree. I tell everyone who asks not to do it.
What fod kills a womans sex drvie? Wedding cake Married person doggie style sex-she rolls over and plays dead, you sit up and beg. Why do married men die first? they want to. |
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Posted: 9/28/2004 8:40:22 AM EDT
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I saw a bumper sticker on a truck heading to the gun show Saturday that read:
Driver carries no cash! He's married! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/28/2004 8:50:17 AM EDT
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Women get married for three basic reasons.
1. They want to breed and you look attractive enough to breed and you have money to support them as they get fatter and fatter and work less and less. 2. They are tired of sex in all forms and bitter, now they found a guy to deprive until they kill him or he runs off to hide in a cave to avoid the miserable witch. 3. They are too lazy to work and too stupid for college and they want a nice house, car and jewelry to show their friends, so they swap some pussy for the good life. If you have a job, money and decent I.Q. why the hell would you get married? Learn to cook and buy a dog for companionship. At least the dog comes home once in while and only wants a bowl of food and a pet. It does not need a new car and a big house. Men die earlier for a few good reasons, 1. They deserve to die 2. They did something stupid and now they are dead 3. They got old and frigging died 4. They got married and have been begging for the sweet release of death to rid them of the miserable millstone that has sucked all the joy from life. |
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Posted: 9/28/2004 8:58:51 AM EDT
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Heard that one before, but it always makes me laugh.
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Posted: 9/28/2004 9:18:43 AM EDT
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I got divorced almost 13 years ago and have lived in happiness ever since. The ONLY misery in my life came when my evil ex-cunt wanted more money or god knows what from me. I got custody of my daughter and she is now in college. Her lovely mom, told her," your dad better pay cause you ain't getting a fucking penny from me." Her mom is a nasty bitter shrew who does nothing but inflict herself on men and women alike,,depending on who pays for dinner.
I tripled my income, have no debt, tons of cool toys, my kid is getting her college finished and I flew her to Paris for a week last spring. At my house life is good. Visiting women can stay 24 hours of less, no moving your shit in, no loans, no bullshit. If you get mouthy, you do it from the fucking curb. I can get laid five night a week if I want, I do of course go shooting 2-3 times a week during the competitive season. Whatever excuse you have for getting married, it does not wash with me. I do not need approval or support from some hooch to make life complete. |
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Posted: 9/28/2004 10:04:07 AM EDT
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based upon what I experinced, I highlighted in red with what I experinced with my ex. still optimistic, someday, someday.... |
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Posted: 9/28/2004 10:09:54 AM EDT
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Time for you to leave grasshopper. You are wise and have learned all that can be taught.
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Posted: 9/28/2004 10:20:25 AM EDT
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In all fairness the above was a bit of an exageration, but just a bit. It seems that once the woman has taken you to the 'Alter' and the 'Honeymoon' is over (which happens quickly) they some times feel like they already 'have you' and don't always feel like they need to try as hard. Of course, men also often seem to suffer from this malady....... |
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Posted: 9/28/2004 10:28:48 AM EDT
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Run, Run like hell!!
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Posted: 9/28/2004 10:47:10 AM EDT
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Hmmmm...I thought we already did that
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Posted: 9/28/2004 10:53:07 AM EDT
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... Good one sarge! Dead on balls as well. Glad to see you've downloaded ieSpell too.
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Posted: 9/28/2004 11:11:24 AM EDT
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After your trip to the Altar....
your next stop will be at the cleaners!! Marriage.............Just Say NO! |
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