VILLAGE IDIOTS

From the Global Village Files: "I have indicated [the Iraq War] was not in conformity with the UN charter...from the charter point of view, it was illegal." --UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, defying our President and Constitution at the same time **Kofi is an important "ally" to John F. Kerry.

This week's "Chronic Villagitis" Award: "[Republicans] are relentless and that is why we secretly admire them -- they just simply never, ever give up. Only 30% of the country calls itself 'Republican,' yet the Republicans own it all -- the White House, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court and the majority of the governorships. How do you think they've been able to pull that off considering they are a minority? It's because they eat you and me and every other liberal for breakfast and then spend the rest of the day wreaking havoc on the planet." --"The Disingenuous Filmmaker" Michael Moore **Doesn't this guy EVER shut-up?

This week's "Social Entropy" Award: "I am the mother of a 12-year-old girl and I can tell you unequivocally that if my daughter was pregnant, I would take her kicking and screaming to have an abortion." --Celluloid thespian Ellen Barkin **Whatever you do, don't choose "choice!"

This week's "Village Ignorati" Award: "I challenge anyone deep in your hearts to realize that Kerry isn't like Bush. Bush is like Saddam Hussein. Bush condones rape and murder, and does it with a wink of an eye. Bush says he does it in the name of economic policy. John Kerry decried rape, murder and genocide while he was in Vietnam. If you think John Kerry will end this war too soon, I say 'too soon for what?' It'll save our sons and daughters. ... Vote for John Kerry -- I'm going to." --Michael Berg, father of terrorist victim, Nick Berg

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Glad to see you becoming a little more active, piccolo.

We could use a few of your old 'real world' stories like before.

Quoted: I don't even try to debate anymore. I don't get past, "Oh, you are voting for Kerry? You are an idiot." Kinda kills the conversation... thankfully. -LS

Ab-so-lutely.  

Quoted: THE EXACT SAME WAY? .

Roger that - hence the title.

Bump for the AM.