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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:11:43 PM EDT
[#1]
 This is your bathroom? If so, tell them to get the fuck out! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:12:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Put in a real camera and post the vids on your local internet.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:13:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Lol, I have that problem too. My friends come here to do the deed.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:13:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Install a real camera. If they still don't care, put it on the internet. If they still don't care, start charging for access to your website and make a $.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:13:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Check here
ETA: sorry guys, i posted the wrong link, it was supposed to link to the "my wife is mad at me thread" |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:13:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Bear traps. Lots of them. A few anti-personnel mines too. I suggest claymores and a nice spread of Bouncing Betties.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:13:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Are you in the dorms? OR this is in your house/apartment?
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:14:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Let them use your bedroom for cryin' out loud!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:14:49 PM EDT
[#9]
So far real camera's and murder are tied...keep 'em coming (no pun intended)
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:15:33 PM EDT
[#10]
Let him catch you jerking off in his room
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:16:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Take the doors off the hinges.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:16:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Put up a sign that says "I might have hepatitis, you never know"
Get in pill container and label it Hepatitis pills. Put in some bogus pills. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:16:15 PM EDT
[#13]
you fucker, I just spat my Mountain dew all over my desk. 
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:17:10 PM EDT
[#14]
I still am unclear. Is this a bathroom that you share with people, or is it YOUR bathroom?
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:17:32 PM EDT
[#15]
What can i say?!!! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:17:47 PM EDT
[#16]
Be kind - they are just crying out for help; your help, it's an invitation!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:17:52 PM EDT
[#17]
errr...How do you know they are having sex in your bathroom, and who is "they" and is one a female that is hitable?
Stick it in and post the pics! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:18:48 PM EDT
[#18]
We need more info! I say again, we need more info!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:18:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Or his pooper if thats the way he likes it. 
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:18:55 PM EDT
[#20]
How do you stop people from having sex in your bathroom? Clog the toilet up with shit and tampons..............If that don't stop em' nothing will!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:19:04 PM EDT
[#21]
Which school are we talking about here? |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:19:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Put some of those chubby BOTD chick pics in there
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:21:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Have you tried Lemon Pledge on the floor?
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:22:26 PM EDT
[#24]
I live off campus, in a townhouse that I own. I go to FSU (big party school)...I like having people over though. But I can be a germophobe at times...that's why I'm asking. You can tell people what to do, but they won't always listen if there is a chance of Pie...Plus I have better things to do than watch the bathroom door all the time... 
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:24:38 PM EDT
[#25]
Get a better class of friends.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:25:33 PM EDT
[#26]
Tell them to use your bedroom
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:26:56 PM EDT
[#27]
TWalk in naked with a hard on and demand a blowjob....then grab the guys sack and wink at him.
SGatr15 |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:27:13 PM EDT
[#28]
Tell them no and spray them down with a hose.
Leave a big bowl winder in the crapper and turn off the water. Make sure there is no water in the bowl when you make your deposit. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:27:39 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm pretty OCD about germs, so I wouldn't let people over I didn't trust. Other than that, put deadbolts on your rooms you don't want people in. It's your place and having a lot of people over is risky. People steal shit and everything.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:29:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Walk in and ask for a snow ball.
SGtar15 PS This is Cloning Bagels getting fucked is it??? |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:30:46 PM EDT
[#31]
Attention Everyone: For the last time, CB and I don't talk anymore! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:31:18 PM EDT
[#32]
one thing will ensure the sanctity of your commode.
borracho bean burritos. drop the spiciest bean dip off at the pool on your way out and close the door. ensure that there is and will be no ventillation. i.e. seal windows, disable vents etc. maybe even turn a space heater on so its gets hot AND funky. you want these little spermaniacs to retch on contact and go limper than blanched asparagus. good luck and may the force be with you. a backup plan is to plaster the bathroom with nude pix of the golden girls, scat pr0n and homoerotic photographs. the only way to win this war is to keep the lumber soggy at all costs. as for how you could enjoy your bathroom... thats for you to figure out. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:32:31 PM EDT
[#33]
That is the most logical thing I've heard all day. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:33:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Do what I do with my scotch at parties.
Put this on your door. "This is Lockedon's bathroom. He owns guns. Do not fuck in his bathroom. Thank you." |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:35:54 PM EDT
[#35]
If its your house, then open the door and toss them the fuck out. I had to do that once. A few years ago, when I was maybe 25, I was on a cruise with my family, and myself and two of my cousins had this gigantic cabin off the back of the ship. So naturally it became the party room. On the last night, we ended up with just about every person on the ship between the ages of 16 and 26 in our room. It got a little rowdy, and ship security came tell us to knock it off. So I am herding all of these kids out of our room, and I notice that the bathroom door is locked. I pound on the door and get no response. The bathroom door can be unlocked from the outside with a coin, so I unlock the door and go in. No one to be seen, so I pull open the shower curtain and there is some kid with his dick out and a girl in there. I tell them that they have to get out of my room as security came. The guy looks at me, and pulls the shower curtain closed. I promptly pull the shower curtain back open, punch him in the face and drag him out by the hair. When I get him out of the bathroom into the room, he decides that he should stand up to me. He gets fit in the face again and then decides that he should leave. I hadnt seen him before, but apparently he was the bully of the cruise, becuase all of these kids came up to me later in disbelief that I had manhandled him. It was really an issure of respect to me. I didnt care what they were doing, but when I told them that they had to leave my room and he completely ignored me, then I got pissed. If I were you, I would interrupt them and ask them to stop. If they refuse, physically throw them out. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:37:03 PM EDT
[#36]
If the background check and 10-day waiting period don't work, you'll have to go for an outright ban.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:37:10 PM EDT
[#37]
LMAO. Excellent! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:40:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Damn, you can be fuckin funny. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:43:05 PM EDT
[#39]
You owe me a new keyboard!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 7:48:56 PM EDT
[#40]
You must be a real social type person,anytime anyone I invite or just happens to wander into my house is most corguial and happy to get out as fast as they can with thier life!!
Maybe I should read Dale Carnagee or something!!! It's cool being the crazzy guy that builds computers,LOVES guns and supplys all the neighbors with hugh vine ripe tommatoes and squash! Course I build all my own targets,and keep them in my backyard(pack them to the range and back again) when they are all shot up rebuild time!!! I'm nice as I can be to all that I encounter but I call it like I see it! Many don't like me but respect me! And I would rather have on my tombstone,here lies a man his friends were less than the fingers on his hand! He was not liked by many,but respected by all he did business with in this world!! I might add God bless Gus Mcray,and Capt call!!! Bob  |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:43:44 PM EDT
[#41]
plant a cam and show them the tape
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:47:30 PM EDT
[#42]
+1, except sell the tape on Ebay and then send them the link. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:48:34 PM EDT
[#43]
Well no one stays at my place very long.
Get cheap door, and a chainsaw (take off the chain if you want to feel safe). Replace door with cheap door. Nexttime you suspect someone doing it grab the chainsaw, crank it, kick in the door (chainsaw in hand) and yell get the fuck out. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:49:11 PM EDT
[#44]
Leave a floater, kills the mood.
.............not in the toilet, in the sink filled with water
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:50:27 PM EDT
[#45]
I have a lock on my front door, cameras at every entrance, upstairs and downstairs .357 magnum revolvers and a pretty darn smart dog.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:52:28 PM EDT
[#46]
Fire Extingusher
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:54:01 PM EDT
[#47]
camera Idea sound the best so far...Perhaps a wireless one that hooks to my TV in the living room...hmm what do you think?
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:54:27 PM EDT
[#48]
is it tile bathroom?
Spray the room completely with pam, wipe your ass with a couple of squares of tissue, and put the brown side up on the floor. Damn, i don't know where i come up with these things. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:55:39 PM EDT
[#49]
Don't have parties at your place, otherwise, you reep what you sow... |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 8:56:08 PM EDT
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