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Posted: 9/22/2004 9:56:02 AM EDT
Apparently it was all a staged hoax to trick the tabloids and cost them money. Worked pretty good...

Drudge is reporting it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:01:28 AM EDT
[#1]
Her boobs are fake too. I detect a pattern.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:02:25 AM EDT
[#2]
Come on, with all the ARFCOM lust over Ms. Spears, you figure there would be more jokes....
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:02:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Her problem is that she's an attention-whore.  She can't handle not being in the news.  Now that the marriage sham has been done (twice, apparently), she'll move on to something else to try to grab attention.  
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:02:41 AM EDT
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ATTENTION WHORE X 1000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:03:40 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
ATTENTION WHORE X 1000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!



Well if she needs that much attention I'll give it to her......
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:03:52 AM EDT
[#6]
WOOOP DE DOOOO, giveth I don't.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:06:19 AM EDT
[#7]
She'll turn to Playboy pretty soon...then hardcore video after that.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:06:21 AM EDT
[#8]
Poor thing. I think she's about 13 minutes into her "15 minutes of fame", and just isn't mature enough to deal with it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:12:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Who cares? I certainly don't!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:19:14 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Her problem is that she's an attention-whore.  She can't handle not being in the news.  Now that the marriage sham has been done (twice, apparently), she'll move on to something else to try to grab attention.  



Well then, let's hope that something is pornos.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:23:14 PM EDT
[#11]
What? Britney Spears? Something fake? Never!

Oh, yeah -  I would hit, pooper, pics ...
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:25:10 PM EDT
[#12]


I'll care when she does porno.  You should see her with no makeup
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:26:06 PM EDT
[#13]
There's a cartoon in today's Tampa Tribune showing Dan Rather in bed with Britney Spears and her new "hubby"...Dan is saying something like "Just making sure it's not a hoax."  Irony abounds...
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:27:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Who cares?

Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:28:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:31:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:32:28 PM EDT
[#17]
She'll turn to Playboy pretty soon...then hardcore video after that.
OH MAN, I HOPE SO!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMmmmmmm.......Britney.........MMMMMMMM..........BRITNEY!!!!!! Maybe her and Jessica Simpson could do each other!!! OH BOY ! THE POSSIBILITIES!!! OK , I have to take a cold shower. NAH!!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 12:48:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Did you guys see the pictures of her in a "MILF in Training" shirt?

www.thesuperficial.com/000279.html
alternate:
www.britneygallery.org/thumbnails.php?album=157
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