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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:30:12 PM EDT
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Maybe angels sent him to find some golden plates out in the woods that were written in a cryptic (Egyptian) language and he had to decipher them with his magic seer stone (supplied).... And he typed the translation into MS Word...
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:31:54 PM EDT
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C:\Windows\Mycomputer\users\Burkett\Word\Documents\TakeBushdown.DOC
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:32:16 PM EDT
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This is just starting to get interesting. <rubs hands together in glee>
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:32:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:33:36 PM EDT
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I hope they throw the book at Burkett. It's only a max of 10 years. 5 state, 5 federal, but 10 years would give him some time to get his butthole stretched out a little
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:49:58 PM EDT
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There is a local Dallas talk radio host who has had dealings with Burkett for years. He (Butkett) has a beef with Bush and one that even goes back farther than Bush's governership with the Texas National Guard. A well known tinfoilhatter and teller of tall tales and CBS should have known better.
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:52:10 PM EDT
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I'm betting they KNEW better--just didn't care, and were arrogant enough to discount the internet, and figured they could pull it off. I would pay dearly to be a fly on the wall of their meeting room. 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:52:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:56:34 PM EDT
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The really interesting thing is that this is getting traction. I had a tour group of young skulls of mush (UCLA graduate students - mostly with doctorates in some science) and asked me about the memos. One guy was a vet too and we explained how there was no way in hell that the TANG had Word 2003 back in the 1970's. I also explained what the entry "NOT OBSERVED" means on a military fitness report (that there wasn't at least 90 days of contact between the reporting officer and the person being evaluated).
Some of the group came out and said that the memo had now convinced them to vote for Bush and that they had been undecided until this scandal broke. This is going to be the Watergate break-in for Kerry and Edwards. Bye-bye 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:57:26 PM EDT
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Un-Fucking-called for asshole. |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:58:11 PM EDT
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That's not very nice 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 7:58:14 PM EDT
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This , on-the-other-hand, is some funny shit. 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:41:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:43:57 PM EDT
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BTW, this scandal now has an 'official' title:
 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:44:36 PM EDT
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+1 ? |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:47:30 PM EDT
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[popcorn]
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:49:34 PM EDT
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Sorry, I meant no offense. |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:50:12 PM EDT
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He was making fun of Moromons. Then again, that's kinda hard not to do. 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:51:05 PM EDT
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Essentially, he was taking a dig at anothers faith. Forging documents is wrong and so is making fun of another's most cherished possession, their faith in God. |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:52:23 PM EDT
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Show us your teats! Somehow I always imagined Huston had more going on. |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:52:24 PM EDT
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But no one has denied the validity of what's in those admittedly completely fabricated documents!  Shit you guys kept me up late again  you guys out west need to get home from work earlier, this is damned inconvenient.
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:53:34 PM EDT
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I assume he was thinking SNorman was shit-talkin mormons. |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:55:13 PM EDT
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A bit bitter about that job as a Mormon archaeologist, eh? 
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Posted: 9/20/2004 8:57:36 PM EDT
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Allright, knock off the hijack of this thead you bastages! Take the religious debates elsewhere.
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Posted: 9/20/2004 9:05:19 PM EDT
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Yuck Fou! All your wifes are belong to us!
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Posted: 9/20/2004 9:14:33 PM EDT
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That's "show us your udders!"
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Posted: 9/20/2004 9:38:15 PM EDT
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 - BG |
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Posted: 9/20/2004 10:00:52 PM EDT
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Maybe angels sent him to find some golden plates out in the woods that were written in a cryptic (Egyptian) language and he had to decipher them with his magic seer stone (supplied).... And he typed the translation into MS Word...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- crashburnrepeat Member Joined :: January 2001 Post Number :: 1160 UT, USA Un-Fucking-called for asshole. Heh. Lay off of Mormons. OK, Joe Smith found gold discs. And Jesus turned water into wine. Nobody's beliefs are any more or less credible than anyone else's. Including the Muslims. It's all based on suspension of our own perception of reality at some point. The only difference is in the actions of the believers. Mormons have always struck me as great people, giving and moral. If there's a heaven, good Mormons are in. |
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