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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:43:14 PM EDT
Name it. I will give it to you. But you can NEVER shoot again. I allow you 1 (one) weapon for home defense. You will be allowed to practice with said weapon 2 (two) times a year to maintain proficiency.
Well... what would you all like? S |
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It's all pink on the inside. |
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A 11.5 inch cock that shoots .223h.gif
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Yes that pretty much sums it up for me too. |
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I havn't gone shooting in so long, my guns have become more of a collection then anything else.
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Your soul...... |
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You want him to make you a paraplegic? How odd ! Pay for all my kids to complete the college of their choice (tuition, books, room and board, food, etc...) and I will lay down my arms. |
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Being a free man is priceless.
Shooting and the ownership of weapons is part of exercising that freedom. Move along please.... |
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Ditto. |
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To be President of the United States so then I can have the FBI, SS, CIA, and other people shoot at people, things for me.
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Get rid of any gun law I don't like |
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I'm confused by AILapua's answer, but for me there's nothing you could give me that would make me give up my guns.
I'm amazed to see that some would give up guns for sex, as I often said I'd give up sex to own Bigfoot II. |
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And how many beta mags would you like sir? And more importantly.... I DO NOT want to watch you "bump fire" S |
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Grab a quickie and head out to the range |
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That's an easy question.
Give me $100,000,000. I'll never touch a gun again. Hell, I'll never wipe my own ass again. |
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I would bet he THOUGHT I said, "what would cause you to give up shooting?" S |
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Confused, how so? No arms, no hands, then I shall not be shooting. If I were a paraplegic, that would be enough to leave the shooting sports. Perhaps after being awake for 34 hours my one word response to the question asked was not clear enough. |
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Nothing.
There will always be people in the world who want to harm me or take what I have by force. One weapon and practicing twice a year won't cut it. |
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My own private island in the south Pacific, loaded with a staff of Playboy bunny type supermodels that will answer to my every whim. The island must have it's own security force to keep intruders away at a stand off distance of at least 5 miles. The island must also have an airfield with facilities to support helicopters and my personal collection of WWII era military aircraft (they can be unarmed since I'm giving up my shooting rights). Supplies will be brought in via the small harbor on the island. Supplies should include enough beer, steaks and cigars for all the ARFCOM team members to come visit once a month (at which time the Playboy bunny type staff will be increased to accommidate the guests). I won't need a home defense weapon since I will have the secruity force to defend the island. I would suggest that we place sono-bouys out to alert them of any approaching vessels and warn any un-invited vessels that if they enter the waters around the island, they will be subject to boarding, then be scuttled, with the crews being sent back to the mainland via the supply vessel. Until the supply vessel departs the island they will be secluded on a floating barge. Edited to add: Once the intruders boats/ships are plundered ad scuttled, they will become my private artifical reef where I can scuba dive and spear fish. |
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Again, give me the power to hire those who'll do my armed bidding...
...I'll sit back and sip my martini. (mind you, that's gonna cost) |
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When Jesus comes back and starts his Kingodm on earth. Then I will not need my guns.Untill then I will be armed and ready.
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Porsche 911 Turbo, keys to a villa on the Med, and a hottie of a wife...then maybe...
It all depends on the guns I have at the time. |
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Motorcycle roadracing with modern, competitive equipment, and enough roubles to maintain such until I get sick thereof, or dead. Of course my broad would have to look like an un-tatooed Angelina Jolie or the deals off.
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My girlfriend, who I love more than anything else, including guns.
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Just go out and get a Woman . They can be used anytime regardless of weather and lighting . Shooting on the other hand ................. I'll be back later baby . Keep it warm for me |
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Oh. I usually think of paralyzed legs when I hear paraplegic. I know a guy who was in an induestrial incident, and has no arms and only one leg. He still drives, shoots trap, duck hunts, deer hunts, goes fishing, etc. Good shooter for having 3 prosthetics. |
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If I made that deal knowing my luck my kids wouldnt go to college. Anyways, make everyone in a 2 mile radius an Arfcommer. While jealously would nearly kill me, I sure dont think I'd need a gun for protection if every guy around me was an Arfcommer. |
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I would have to be able to shoot a laser beam out of my head.
then I might do it. |
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i was going to say no fucking way, but this sounds pretty good... ill take ten of what he said, please!!! |
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+$1 - IM me and we can talk |
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Shooting for me is a fun sport, not just for self defence. I'm not sure I could ever place a dollar or physical (read: women) amount on it. Its just a part of my life. Photgraphy is the same way. I'd feel naked without either one.
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They only way for to stop would be death.
or 2.5 billion dollars tax free. |
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Its a pity seeing some guys give up their life for looker* womenz
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