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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:11:01 PM EDT
Thought i would post this email my wife had recieved from one of her friends. Kinda funny
 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? What with elections coming up, we should all decide. Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with killing just me, and not my family? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint-and-weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??" |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:13:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:13:50 PM EDT
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What is this democrat thing of which you speak? It sounds like it cant live long in this world.
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:14:35 PM EDT
[#3]
 Oldie but goodie!
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:14:45 PM EDT
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Thats super duper
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:15:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Efficient 'Northern' Republican...
BANG If no effect, become 'Southern' and enpty the mag... |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:16:56 PM EDT
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I'll waste the guy with one shot, if you go the southern republicans way some lawyer bastardd will charge you for killing the guy with malace.
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:18:11 PM EDT
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Southern...Of course...Bang Bang Bang...Reload...Bang Bang Bang...etc.etc.etc!!!
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:19:18 PM EDT
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Totally duped all to heck. But it's still good and we haven't seen it in a while...
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:19:59 PM EDT
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That's in the north.
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:21:02 PM EDT
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Don't forget to throw a "Sumbitch" in there somewhere.  Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:22:31 PM EDT
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A true southrun man would field dress the sumbitch.
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:25:35 PM EDT
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Thank God I'm a country boy!!
Ya, we know that. But did you know that the first post was suppose to be a joke? You know, funny, ha ha and all that? |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:30:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:38:00 PM EDT
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Western Republican
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:39:10 PM EDT
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I know it was a joke, but i responded to it with utter seriousness. Why? Because a serious response to a joke can sometimes make the joke even more funny. |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:40:56 PM EDT
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The AWB is dead. Get rid of those 3 round mags and pick up some proper 15 rounders
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:43:30 PM EDT
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Southern Republican. If I'm going to have to clean my pistol anyway ...
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Posted: 9/18/2004 8:44:55 PM EDT
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Bwahaha!
There would be 13-15 bangs before the reloading though!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 9:26:37 PM EDT
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It's about time this one made the rounds again - an oldie but goodie.
Re the round count I liked the attention to detail for Sig 220 or 1911 - 8+1 |
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Posted: 9/18/2004 9:36:15 PM EDT
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classic!
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