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Posted: 9/18/2004 3:28:25 PM EDT

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:31:23 PM EDT

[#1]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:33:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Not a caption but his physical appearance is as much a lie as is his background. Obviously he has taken mutiple sessions of botox, he has a tanning bed tan and his teeth have been excessively whitened. Acording to his wife, he also has a penial implant.

Bomber

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:33:32 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
photos.reuters.com/Pictures/galleries/Stories/632176283649218750/LargeThumbnails/MDF104132.jpg

I, John Kerry, think this is one of my proudest moments, where I saved an R. Buckminster Fuller Geodesic Vase from certain destruction, after it was hurled by my lovely bride Teresa, on our wedding night, when I begged her to do the nasty, and she responded by coyly hurling it at my noggin, for which I received a purple heart...

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:36:10 PM EDT

[#4]

I didn't know Mr. Ed played soccer!

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:37:53 PM EDT

[#5]

OMG!

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:38:38 PM EDT

[#6]

That will get him another purple heart.

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:40:01 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
photos.reuters.com/Pictures/galleries/Stories/632176283649218750/LargeThumbnails/MDF104132.jpg

That pic is PROOF that kerry is a RAT.

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:43:37 PM EDT

[#8]

I'm stupid

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:44:30 PM EDT

[#9]

I so wish that soccer ball had turned out to be a carefully painted steel cannonball!

CJ

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:52:30 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 9/18/2004 3:54:09 PM EDT

[#11]

"Oh shit! Plastic sticks to Botox residue!"

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:29:49 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Acording to his wife, he also has a penial implant.

Whose penis, and in which orifice?

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:30:24 PM EDT

[#13]

My he has bleached teeth.

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:32:14 PM EDT

[#14]

playing soccer for 18 years i've never seen somebody do a header with their mouth open, on the field that is. Now yeah i might have been to some parties and seen it done with the mouth open but thats another story.........

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:33:02 PM EDT

[#15]

"IF I can balance this ball on my head for one minute straight, I surely have what it takes to be commander and chief!"

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:36:16 PM EDT

[#16]

I dont have a caption, other than to say I used to live next to a family with a severely retarded girl....she was a young teenager, but developmentally around 2 years old. No ability to communicate....very poor motor skills....very sad actually...she always smiled, and seemed very happy...but you could tell there just werent any gears spinning behind those wide, gaping eyes.....

anyway.....Kerry's look on his face is EXACTLY how she used to look when she would focus on something!

Coincidence.....I think not!

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:37:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Oooooops...lost my ball(s).

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:37:48 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.

^^I vote for that one^^

that's the first thing I've laughed at all day.......

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:38:33 PM EDT

[#19]

jeez...

with those choppers, he looks like a gopher

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:50:58 PM EDT

[#20]

hmmmm.......you decide.

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:53:05 PM EDT

[#21]

I've got a much better pic of Kerry... I just need to scan it, and find someone to host it for me...
You guys will friggin flip...

Posted: 9/18/2004 5:59:24 PM EDT

[#22]

Mahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 9/18/2004 6:04:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
My he has bleached teeth.

How about this?

Posted: 9/18/2004 6:05:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.

+1

Posted: 9/18/2004 6:06:53 PM EDT

[#25]

Jeez...he never quits! That fool is SUCH a boob! This campaign is getting to be a complete joke.

The only reason Bush hasn't left Kerry completely in his dust is because of the intense hatred so many Democrats have for Bush and because of the great help Kerry continues to receive from his pals in the press and media.

Screw them...we'll win anyway!

Posted: 9/18/2004 6:11:58 PM EDT

[#26]

This pics has to be a Photoshop....cuz I heard Kerry didn't have balls.

MT

Posted: 9/18/2004 6:38:15 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 9/18/2004 6:43:59 PM EDT

[#28]

Neiiiiiiigh!

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:28:28 PM EDT

[#29]

No, wait, come back here <insert exclamation point>

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:36:11 PM EDT

[#30]

John Kerry says "I'd hit it"

Cow says "oh shit, I don't think he's kidding!!!"

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:42:08 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.

LOL

Yet another +1 for this one.

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:43:49 PM EDT

[#32]

That pic is PROOF that kerry is a RAT.

What a dork.

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:49:07 PM EDT

[#33]

*singing* They call me FLIPPER! FLIPPER! FLIPPER!, faster than lightning......." OR..

"WHY I AM THE WAY I AM"....

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:52:36 PM EDT

[#34]

OFFICER: "Ok, Mr. Kerry, one more test......"

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:54:00 PM EDT

[#35]

"KILL WHITEY"!

Posted: 9/18/2004 7:56:04 PM EDT

[#36]

"Oh! OOOH! OHHHH! Oh! OH! OH! oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!, Mmmmmmmmmm, Ahhhhhh, Yeah! Mmmmmm... I could use a cigarette now.."

OR...

"So, Mrs. Kerry, you'll do ANYTHING for my vote" Ummm, alrightyyy then!!! *UNZIP*"

Posted: 9/18/2004 8:20:18 PM EDT

[#37]

Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies

I'm gonna tell you story about a man named a Kerry

And boy did throw a baseball just like a ferry

And then one day he was pickin his nose

Trying to decide on which one of his HO's

Bought him his new groovey clothes

Bomber

Posted: 9/18/2004 8:23:46 PM EDT

[#38]

Oh man.................

This guy is a walking PR charlie foxtrot.

Posted: 9/18/2004 8:24:06 PM EDT

[#39]

"In a moment of horror for his supporters, John Kerry's brain exploded out of his skull....."

Posted: 9/18/2004 8:27:09 PM EDT

[#40]

Somewhere in the great beyond, his daddy is trying to gigure out where he went so horribly wrong.

[hank hill]That boy just aint right.[/hank hill]

Posted: 9/18/2004 8:27:48 PM EDT

[#41]

My Depends are feeling all warm and squishy right now, and......wait......UUUGH! I think I just put something solid in there too.

Posted: 9/18/2004 8:50:27 PM EDT

[#42]

Posted: 9/18/2004 9:10:06 PM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 9/18/2004 9:29:44 PM EDT

[#44]

Not only does he look like a FAIRY in every sporting picture(other than the windsailing maybe) but was he shooting with no eyes and ears? What sportsman shoots without ears(other than maybe 1 shot while hunting). I shoot so much trap and skeet that I would be deaf in a day if I didn't wear ear pro.