Disappointed After Death of A.W. Ban

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Posted: 9/16/2004 5:34:22 PM EDT

I'm just a little bit disappointed now that the Assault Weapons Ban is dead.

Hell, every media outlet in this country told me that my street would be flooded with fully automatic assualt weapons.

I got up early the other morning to go pick up a couple off my driveway, only to discover there were none left, I guess all my neighbors must have beat me to them.

Thats allright, according to Feinswine, Brady, and Shummer, I can go to the elementary school and trade a kindergardener some candy for their AK-47.In all seriousness though, thank God we have conservatives in power, lets all work hard to keep them there.

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:36:26 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
I'm just a little bit disappointed now that the Assault Weapons Ban is dead.

Hell, every media outlet in this country told me that my street would be flooded with fully automatic assualt weapons.

I got up early the other morning to go pick up a couple off my driveway, only to discover there were none left, I guess all my neighbors must have beat me to them.

Thats allright, according to Feinswine, Brady, and Shummer, I can go to the elementary school and trade a kindergardener some candy for their AK-47.

In all seriousness though, thank God we have conservatives in power, lets all work hard to keep them there.

*singing* Dupe of earls, dupe, dupe, Dupe of earls, dupe, dupe, Dupe of Earls, dupe, dupe....

IBTL

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:36:54 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm just a little bit disappointed now that the Assault Weapons Ban is dead.

Hell, every media outlet in this country told me that my street would be flooded with fully automatic assualt weapons.

I got up early the other morning to go pick up a couple off my driveway, only to discover there were none left, I guess all my neighbors must have beat me to them.

Thats allright, according to Feinswine, Brady, and Shummer, I can go to the elementary school and trade a kindergardener some candy for their AK-47.

In all seriousness though, thank God we have conservatives in power, lets all work hard to keep them there.

*singing* Dupe of earls, dupe, dupe, Dupe of earls, dupe, dupe, Dupe of Earls, dupe, dupe....

IBTL

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:36:56 PM EDT

[#3]

Sorry, but this has already been done to death.

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:37:39 PM EDT

[#4]

You must be one of the lucky ones. Here the streets are flooded with the blood of innocent children, because everybody here who has assault weapons is outside spray firing for the hip, and for the first time in 10 years these people are feeling more thrust per squeeze...

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:38:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Sorry, but this has already been done to death.

yeah.
IBTL

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:38:10 PM EDT

[#6]

DOOP DOOBIE SHOOP!

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:39:01 PM EDT

[#7]

Why yes, I am getting more thrust per squeeze.

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:41:04 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
DOOP DOOBIE SHOOP!

Posted: 9/16/2004 5:47:12 PM EDT

[#9]

Dupe.

+1 for my post count.

IBTL.

Pork.

Posted: 9/16/2004 6:28:40 PM EDT

[#10]

I have been hammering the liberals at work asking where are the the streets running with blood.

I also told them truthfully that I actually bought more "assault weapons" and magazines after the ban than before it.

Posted: 9/16/2004 6:30:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm just a little bit disappointed now that the Assault Weapons Ban is dead.

Hell, every media outlet in this country told me that my street would be flooded with fully automatic assualt weapons.

I got up early the other morning to go pick up a couple off my driveway, only to discover there were none left, I guess all my neighbors must have beat me to them.

Thats allright, according to Feinswine, Brady, and Shummer, I can go to the elementary school and trade a kindergardener some candy for their AK-47.

In all seriousness though, thank God we have conservatives in power, lets all work hard to keep them there.

*singing* Dupe of earls, dupe, dupe, Dupe of earls, dupe, dupe, Dupe of Earls, dupe, dupe....

IBTL

Posted: 9/16/2004 6:34:24 PM EDT

[#12]

in all honesty,,,i am dissappointed also.

i thought there would be many moreohhs and ahhs after the sunset..

like companies announcing new guns, deals made with foriegn companies to produce domestic weapons....

then again,,,it hasnt been a week yet

Posted: 9/16/2004 6:41:05 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Dupe.

+1 for my post count.

IBTL.

Pork.

+1, IBTL and Pork Pie Hats in Marpat flavors.

Posted: 9/16/2004 6:45:04 PM EDT

[#14]

IBTLBK
.....fuck the media.

Posted: 9/16/2004 6:51:29 PM EDT

[#15]

He's going to get locked on his fifth post.

That has to be some kind of record.

IBTL

Posted: 9/16/2004 7:03:18 PM EDT

[#16]

There's an ice cream truck that runs through my neighborhood on the the weekends. I think I'll have to run out Saturday and ask him - 'got any machineguns!?'. Wonder if he'll 'Get it', or if he'll call the police. lol