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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:48:23 AM EDT
[#1]
I would urinate on a DU member for an Oreo! I would do so on a frenchman for free.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:48:51 AM EDT
[#2]
Sorry, I only believe in double stuffed oreo's.
Now, double stuffed: My left sole - yes - but not my right one. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:49:16 AM EDT
[#3]
Only if that Oreo was Haile Berry.
And believe me, she'd be double stuffed. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:49:32 AM EDT
[#4]
+1 |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:50:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Oreo.. no.
Klondike bar.... heck yeah! |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:51:46 AM EDT
[#6]
Foolish...
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:53:22 AM EDT
[#7]
i would have kicked their asses, taken all the oreos and sold the souls on ebay for milk money. you can't have an oreo without a glass of milk
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Posted: 9/16/2004 11:57:29 AM EDT
[#8]
I'd do it, simply because it would be an easy way to trick a sucker out of an Oreo.
Obviously, I CANNOT sell my soul, even if I wanted to, and agreeing to it would not make it so - therefore I'd agree to it because I'd be getting an Oreo for free, and free food can never be ignored!! 
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:01:38 PM EDT
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Speaking of eBay - Ya know what I'd do - I'd buy one of those holy water sprinlers off of eBay and sprinkle holy water on the atheists to see if little puffs of acidy smoke simmer off of their skin (like it does on vampires).
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:01:50 PM EDT
[#10]
I ain't got no soul...
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:04:07 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm sure the majority of their customers were frat guys who thought it would be a great joke.
I would not sell my soul for an Oreo. A wheel of Brie cheese is a completely different story, though. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:07:24 PM EDT
[#12]
+1x1000. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:10:53 PM EDT
[#13]
+2 |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:18:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Actually these members looked like your typical malnourished greasy-haired liberals. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:22:23 PM EDT
[#15]
That is stupid. Everybody knows that the contract is invalid unless it is signed in blood. I doubt they were doing that. Take the free cookie. Suckers!
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:31:27 PM EDT
[#16]
.....but he would probably enjoy it........... 
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:40:05 PM EDT
[#17]
no
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:41:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Those aethiests have nothing good to look forward to after they die anyway. At least i do!
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:45:59 PM EDT
[#19]
Can I see the Oreo?
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:51:48 PM EDT
[#20]
I don't know whether I have a soul or not, but I sure as hell ain't taking a chance for a damn cookie.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 12:57:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Everyone knows that souls can only be traded to deities of at least level 4. Therefore, a verbal agreement with a mortal regarding the sale of a soul is clearly void.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 1:00:50 PM EDT
[#22]
I'm sure the members were greasy-haired liberals, I was talking about their customers. |
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