ArmorAll Ass - AR15.COM

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:41:42 PM EDT

Cleaned my truck out tonight, ArmorAll'ed the tailgate. I was sitting on it for a while afterwards.

Now I got ArmorAll all over my ass. I'm sliding all over the place here.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:43:05 PM EDT

[#1]

I used to armorall the seats and floor of my Crown Vic execpt for the drivers seat.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:43:39 PM EDT

[#2]

It could be worse. Your ass is all shiny now! Go show it off!

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:44:17 PM EDT

[#3]

You realize its 3:50am here on the east coast right?.....And you still have a slippery ass?

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:44:24 PM EDT

[#4]

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I used to armorall the seats and floor of my Crown Vic execpt for the drivers seat.

When I had a vehicle with seats that I could ArmorAll, I would love sliding around for a few days until it finally wore off.

I love the feel of that slick steering wheel.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:45:38 PM EDT

[#5]

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You realize its 3:50am here on the east coast right?.....And you still have a slippery ass?

I cleaned it around 11PM EDT.

Thank goodness for a nice garage here at work. Vac, clean windows, Armor-All.

Now I need to wash it, despite the coming rain from that Ivan SOB.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:46:39 PM EDT

[#6]

I stopped washing my cars after they got wrecked.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:47:48 PM EDT

[#7]

My truck is too nice to not wash at least twice a year. I detest washing it though.

Cleaning the inside as well. First time I've cleaned some of it in over a year. Still had deer hair in the cargo area.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:48:49 PM EDT

[#8]

FYI.....Just had the seats in my RX7 redone in leather. The lady at the shop said that ArmorAll is one the worst things to put on leather. I don't know if you have leather seats, but wanted to let you know about that stuff.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:49:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Both of mine used to look very nice, I didnt even get to wash my new paintjob once, I was plannng on washing it the day it got hit.

The other car I washed then the side got dented, now its got marks from where some kids threw rocks at it, long sotry there and Im pissed about it.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:50:31 PM EDT

[#10]

No leather, cloth.

Only leather in my truck is on the steering wheel.

I've been using it in vehicles since I started driving. Never had anything bad happen. But I've never had any leather.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:51:02 PM EDT

[#11]

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Both of mine used to look very nice, I didnt even get to wash my new paintjob once, I was plannng on washing it the day it got hit.

The other car I washed then the side got dented, now its got marks from where some kids threw rocks at it, long sotry there and Im pissed about it.

Man you got shitty luck.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:53:47 PM EDT

[#12]

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Both of mine used to look very nice, I didnt even get to wash my new paintjob once, I was plannng on washing it the day it got hit.

The other car I washed then the side got dented, now its got marks from where some kids threw rocks at it, long sotry there and Im pissed about it.

Man you got shitty luck.

Yea, now I tell other people who I know not to try to own anything decent since your pissing money away if you try. The last dent in my Trans Am I put ther myself from hitting it, I saw some kids with rocks looking at the side of the car that still looks decent they didnt throw any rocks then.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:56:14 PM EDT

[#13]

Are you sure you didn't come from a gay bathhouse or something?

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:58:35 PM EDT

[#14]

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Are you sure you didn't come from a gay bathhouse or something?

Nope. The ass of my pants is just covered in ArmorAll.

Posted: 9/16/2004 12:08:54 AM EDT

[#15]

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Yea, now I tell other people who I know not to try to own anything decent since your pissing money away if you try. The last dent in my Trans Am I put ther myself from hitting it, I saw some kids with rocks looking at the side of the car that still looks decent they didnt throw any rocks then.

I think that a good idea for a product would be fake key mark decals so that people will think your car has already been keyed and leave it alone.

Posted: 9/16/2004 12:12:04 AM EDT

[#16]

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Yea, now I tell other people who I know not to try to own anything decent since your pissing money away if you try. The last dent in my Trans Am I put ther myself from hitting it, I saw some kids with rocks looking at the side of the car that still looks decent they didnt throw any rocks then.

I think that a good idea for a product would be fake key mark decals so that people will think your car has already been keyed and leave it alone.

That doesnt dtop them, trust me, back passenger side and part of the front are messed up, kids throw racks at the back trunk. Then later someone steals a wheel cap off it.

Posted: 9/16/2004 12:22:04 AM EDT

[#17]

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Yea, now I tell other people who I know not to try to own anything decent since your pissing money away if you try. The last dent in my Trans Am I put ther myself from hitting it, I saw some kids with rocks looking at the side of the car that still looks decent they didnt throw any rocks then.

I think that a good idea for a product would be fake key mark decals so that people will think your car has already been keyed and leave it alone.

That doesnt dtop them, trust me, back passenger side and part of the front are messed up, kids throw racks at the back trunk. Then later someone steals a wheel cap off it.

That is what a battery hooked up to a 10,000volt transformer and a capacitor, which is all hooked up to your car's exterior is for. They wont fry, but they will get a shocking they wont believe. Its also handy for those that decide to piss on your car.