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Posted: 9/15/2004 5:49:58 AM EDT
HOW MUCH BEES WOULD THE BEEKEEPER KEEP IF THE BEEKEEPER COULD KEEP BEES?




Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:52:38 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:53:02 AM EDT
[#2]
The Beekeeper stole my last Jell-O pudding cup, as well as 3 saltene crackers while I was asleep last night.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:54:26 AM EDT
[#3]
At least I'm not the only drunk around here.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:55:18 AM EDT
[#4]
Your supposed to put the Bees in colonys!

Thats what went wrong, I tried a wasp colony and all I got was stung.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:07:49 AM EDT
[#5]

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I have four colonies in my back yard, and a half dozen more at my farm in Missouri.  You are welcome to come and visit them.  You are NOT welcome to come visit my wife.  



I have this irrational urge to pollinate something.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:08:28 AM EDT
[#6]

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I have four colonies in my back yard, and a half dozen more at my farm in Missouri.  You are welcome to come and visit them.  You are NOT welcome to come visit my wife.  



I have this irrational urge to pollinate something.

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:38:51 AM EDT
[#7]

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I have four colonies in my back yard, and a half dozen more at my farm in Missouri.  You are welcome to come and visit them.  You are NOT welcome to come visit my wife.  



Is she HOT or something?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:39:30 AM EDT
[#8]
my brain hurts.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:46:08 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:49:55 AM EDT
[#10]

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Quoted:

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I have four colonies in my back yard, and a half dozen more at my farm in Missouri.  You are welcome to come and visit them.  You are NOT welcome to come visit my wife.  



Is she HOT or something?



She ain't too bad for an old broad.  


Pics?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:54:20 AM EDT
[#11]
There's one problem with this apiary/beekeeping business. It's a socialist aristocracy.

A beekeeper is the aristocrat, tending to the very socialist order of the hive.

DAMN BEEKEEPER1... I NEVER HAD YOU PEGGED FOR A SOCIALIST ARISTOCRAT...

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 7:56:54 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 8:10:13 AM EDT
[#13]

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I have four colonies in my back yard, and a half dozen more at my farm in Missouri.  You are welcome to come and visit them.  You are NOT welcome to come visit my wife.  



Is she HOT or something?



She ain't too bad for an old broad.  


Pics?



photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=17867
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28962
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28963
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28964

The above pics are recent.  A couple years, and 25 lbs. ago, holding the first rifle she bought with her own money (rifle was bought in '98--LNIB for $600, Bushy)--

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=24498



Nice looking woman --you're a lucky man.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 1:50:28 PM EDT
[#14]
looks like if you keep bees you DO get honey!!

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