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Posted: 9/13/2004 11:25:53 PM EDT
So I go out to the mailbox before work yesterday evening and grab the day's bills.  

Get to work and start going through the envelopes.  Bill, bill, bill, bill, photo of attractive blonde, bill, bill.

Wait a minute?  Photo of attractive blonde?  What the hell is that?

About the size of a postcard.  Turn it over, has my name & address on it.  Also says:



I'll be waiting for you!
There's more to see!

Your special bonus video is here with me.

So call me at 800-755-8329

20 or older only
your video is a bonus with purchase



It is presorted postage paid.  City listed is Stockton CA.

I have absolutely no idea what this thing is or what it pertains to.  Must be some kind of porn thing.  I'm not calling the number.  I googled it, came up with nothing.

I bet that damn Playboy sold my address.  Bastards.

If you call the number, let me know what it pertains to.  I'm just not that daring.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:27:26 PM EDT
[#1]
everyones got a buddy that cant get chicks. just put that stuff in HIS mailbox and be a pal!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:28:12 PM EDT
[#2]

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everyones got a buddy that cant get chicks. just put that stuff in HIS mailbox and be a pal!



All of my friends are either married or involved in long term relationships.  I have no single friends.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:28:33 PM EDT
[#3]
I'll call it.

Send me the video first, hopefully before you, ummmmm, use it.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:28:44 PM EDT
[#4]
I havent gotten any mail since thursday.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:29:43 PM EDT
[#5]

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I havent gotten any mail since thursday.



Is that you Imbro?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:30:12 PM EDT
[#6]
oh call the damn number you pansie
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:31:10 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I havent gotten any mail since thursday.



Is that you Imbro?



Nope, Im in Ga and Im not brave enough to go to Old Country Buffet.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:32:02 PM EDT
[#8]

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I havent gotten any mail since thursday.



Yesterday was one of those rare days when I didn't get a single credit card offer.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:32:11 PM EDT
[#9]
I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:33:00 PM EDT
[#10]
I got a call the other day from "girls gone wild" they said if I answer 3 questions i get 2 dvds, damn wife hung up on them
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:33:12 PM EDT
[#11]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



I don't trust California porn companies.

Remember Hank Hill and Cuffs & Collars!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:33:23 PM EDT
[#12]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Well, duh Dick Tracy.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:33:59 PM EDT
[#13]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Well, duh Dick Tracy.



Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:34:00 PM EDT
[#14]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Oh, oh.  You may want to check your phone bill.  You could be in for QUITE A
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:34:30 PM EDT
[#15]

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Quoted:
I havent gotten any mail since thursday.



Yesterday was one of those rare days when I didn't get a single credit card offer.




I have 3 addresses stuff goes to.  All my stuff like catalogs goes to a famialy members house, but Im pissed at them and havent been by there in a month or 2.  creditcard offers go to my mothers so I get a pile of them every 2 weeks or so.  My house I get bills and thats about it.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:35:05 PM EDT
[#16]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Oh, oh.  You may want to check your phone bill.  You could be in for QUITE A



That's the main reason I refuse to call the number.  Those porn fuckers (pun unintended) can be crafty and shady.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:35:15 PM EDT
[#17]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Oh, oh.  You may want to check your phone bill.  You could be in for QUITE A



It was 800 I would have just called it on break from pay phone.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:37:00 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Oh, oh.  You may want to check your phone bill.  You could be in for QUITE A




it was a 1-800 number they have to pay for it.         DUH
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:09:40 AM EDT
[#19]

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I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Oh, oh.  You may want to check your phone bill.  You could be in for QUITE A




it was a 1-800 number they have to pay for it.         DUH



Not always the case.  I've heard tell of numbers redirecting to offshore numbers which slam your phone bill with charges.

And besides, I don't exactly feel comfortable calling the number from work.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:19:19 AM EDT
[#20]
I might call it from work tomorrow, and just for kicks I'll use the phone of my homosexual coworker when he's at lunch.

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:20:58 AM EDT
[#21]

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Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I called the number but it was a voice message and she says thanks for recieving that post card. I think its some porn shit



Oh, oh.  You may want to check your phone bill.  You could be in for QUITE A




it was a 1-800 number they have to pay for it.         DUH



Not always the case.  I've heard tell of numbers redirecting to offshore numbers which slam your phone bill with charges.

And besides, I don't exactly feel comfortable calling the number from work.




its called dont pay the bill when it comes
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:34:46 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
So I go out to the mailbox before work yesterday evening and grab the day's bills.  

Get to work and start going through the envelopes.  Bill, bill, bill, bill, photo of attractive blonde, bill, bill.

Wait a minute?  Photo of attractive blonde?  What the hell is that?

About the size of a postcard.  Turn it over, has my name & address on it.  Also says:



I'll be waiting for you!
There's more to see!

Your special bonus video is here with me.

So call me at 800-755-8329

20 or older only
your video is a bonus with purchase



It is presorted postage paid.  City listed is Stockton CA.

I have absolutely no idea what this thing is or what it pertains to.  Must be some kind of porn thing.  I'm not calling the number.  I googled it, came up with nothing.

I bet that damn Playboy sold my address.  Bastards.

If you call the number, let me know what it pertains to.  I'm just not that daring.




here you go molelog.molehill.org/blox/Smut/Business/BonusVideoPostcard1.writeback
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:36:47 AM EDT
[#23]
Damn, now porn spam is coming via US mail.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:40:24 AM EDT
[#24]

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here you go molelog.molehill.org/blox/Smut/Business/BonusVideoPostcard1.writeback



That's it.  Didn't recognize Ms Zedenka.

Fuckers.  I hate having my info sold to other people.  Might have to call Playboy and give them a piece of my mind.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:42:15 AM EDT
[#25]
I like junk mail in the winter its free heat.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:44:29 AM EDT
[#26]

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I like junk mail in the winter its free heat.



I use it to start fires when the wife and I go camping or humping in the woods.
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