Hey SEF and Marsh, good to see you.
Sadly, the missile silo is no more. The feds didn't like me occupying it, so the raided it a year ago. It was a hell of a fire fight. Didn't you hear about it? It was all over the news.
"Montana gun nut stand off in missile silo ends in violence, 350 gun grabbers wounded"
Dateline Montana:
Self proclaimed gun nut and "local character" is in custody today after five month stand off with local, state and federal authorities. Over 350 federal employees have been wounded in the stand off. All shot in the buttocks by the gun nut in question. It seems he could have killed many of the govt's best, but preferred instead to shoot them in the behind.
All federal officials will recover but will not be sitting right for several months.
Zen, (the gun nut) will be charged with unlawfully occupying a missile silo, contributing to the deliquecy of 18 year old women, unauthorized use of an ar15, and wounding or seriously hurting a whole lot of assholes from washington DC.
When asked for comment Zen said: "I just wanted to hit them in the brains so they could not infect the rest of the world with their defective genes"
The federal prosicuter was not amused and has sentenced Zen to life in the electric chair.
Zen
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"