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Posted: 9/13/2004 11:13:51 AM EDT
In addition to waking up to no AWB,

I had to get a new watch. Mine was shot. Another Timex work watch.

I fired up the pickup and headed to a nearby Kmart, parked, got out and started in.

ten steps later, in the parking lot, I stooped over and picked up a Timex Expedition laying there on the parking lot! There wasn't even a mark on it! Brand new!

Back into the truck ad home again.


Does it get any better than this?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:15:57 AM EDT
[#1]
Go play the lottery now
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:16:27 AM EDT
[#2]
You could have found one of those AK's or UZI's that are flooding the streets.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:16:47 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
In addition to waking up to no AWB,

I had to get a new watch. Mine was shot. Another Timex work watch.

I fired up the pickup and headed to a nearby Kmart, parked, got out and started in.

ten steps later, in the parking lot, I stooped over and picked up a Timex Expedition laying there on the parking lot! There wasn't even a mark on it! Brand new!

Back into the truck ad home again.


Does it get any better than this?



Yes, I walked out the door and it was raining uzi's, AK47's, flashhiders, pistol grips, bayonette lugs, and bayonetts!

It was wonderful!

That was right before the ice cream truck showed up and passed out a bunch of fully automatic M4's to the neighborhood children. Not only that, but every one of them were marked "Bullet hose" on the side!

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:21:42 AM EDT
[#4]
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want it to be raining bayonets.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 11:40:08 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want it to be raining bayonets.



I agree... major ouch.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 12:10:58 PM EDT
[#6]
No "Lost and Found" in Kmart I guess,  huh.............
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 12:13:06 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want it to be raining bayonets.



I agree... major ouch.


I guess I'm lucky. All the ones I saw raining down had their scabbards
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 12:16:25 PM EDT
[#8]
I am glad you made it back safely it's suppose to be very dangerous in public places with all those ak's and uzi on the street.
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