So I woke up this morning at 0500. After my quick shower, I took a peek outside. No assault weapons flooding the street. Okay, my street isn't that major, maybe they'd be concentrated elsewhere.

At about 0650, the bus I boarded turned onto Braddock, a very major road. Nothing there! This was getting suspect. Finally, as I reached school, I did a quick search of the grounds. There were no machine guns or even semi-autos flooding ANYWHERE around here! Now, since this is a relatively anti-gun part of VA, I expect that they wouldn't all be picked up by happy children. Plus, there was no blood, either. Which leads me to believe one thing:

THE SENATORS LIED!

Many before you posted this same thing.  Sorry.