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Quoted: I've been waiting for this moment. It's been hard, I've been going through withdrawl for the last week waiting for this day to make my 1000th post, but the day has finally arrived!
Top 3 reasons why this is the best 1000th post ever!
3. Opening day of the Packers regular season is today! Wooo Hoooo!!!!
2. I sent in my $20 to become a member! (I figured if I made it to 1000 that I owed the site at least $20 )
1. And of course the #1 reason why this is the BEST 1000th post of all time is because...........
THE CLINTON GUN BAN IS DEAD!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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GM
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Damn Vikings!
Reminds me of a story though. The other day my little brother comes home from school and tells me about how for show and tell they were supposed to say what their dad did for a living. Anyway, everyone is going around saying how their dad is the greatest. One kid has a dad who is a rocket scientist, another kid's dad is a brain surgeon, and another kid's dad was one of the firefighters that rescued 30 people in the WTC's before they collapsed and recieved the highest honors for his bravery.
Well, they finally get to this one kid and the teacher asks him, "What does your daddy do?" So the little kid kind of squirms for a minute, and nervously looks around and then finally says,"My daddy is a fluffer for gay porn." So, the teacher looks at the student astonished and says," Is your daddy really in gay porn?!?! Tell the truth!" So, the kid looks around sheepishly again at the other kids and then says,"No, I lied. I made that story up because I was too embarassed to admit that my daddy plays for the Minnesota Vikings."