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Posted: 9/13/2004 7:38:31 AM EDT
[liberal pansy]I was so scared when I heard that once again people could attach those evil bayonets to their rifles. I'm sure the streets are going to be flooded with the blood of people stabbed by those things at the hands of crazy gang members, drug dealers and pissed off postal workers. Ohhhh, I am so scared, what will I ever do? In fact, I am so scared I've soiled my pants several times and have put on the most heavy duty layer of chain mail I can find! Ohhhhhhh the humanity![/liberal pansy]
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:40:19 AM EDT
[#1]

How many drive-by bayonet incidents have there been so far today?

I did four this morning just because I could.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:40:53 AM EDT
[#2]
Dang, I saw three of 'em crossing the road this morning. If I hadn't hit the brakes, they would have got my radiator for sure.

They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:42:15 AM EDT
[#3]
I managed to squeeze in two on the way to court this morning.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:43:12 AM EDT
[#4]
Ha. Not only have I not seen **any** drive by bayonettings, here is a list of things I have not seen:

• Streets flowing red with blood
• People trying to sell me Uzis and AK47s from their car trunks
• Uncontrollably bullet hoses shooting on their own

I am very disappointed! happy to report this!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:45:31 AM EDT
[#5]
5!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:46:12 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
5!



You always have to one up me don't you.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:50:21 AM EDT
[#7]
I cut my finger with my switch blade earlier tonight, does that count?
Damn Benchmade Auto Stryker.
-Steve
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:51:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Haven't gotten around to it yet.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:55:08 AM EDT
[#9]
eleventy billion drive by bayonettings so far!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:00:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Well, some streets are flowing with blood today!

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=273713
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:07:31 AM EDT
[#11]
None.  But I did see a little girl on the beach with an M60.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:11:57 AM EDT
[#12]
I almost cut myself with metal sheers...does that count?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:14:31 AM EDT
[#13]
I have lost count. The streets are slick with blood.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:15:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Don't know anything about all the carnage with the bayonettes, but we've had 7 rifle-launched grenadings in my subdivision alone – and the day ain't over yet...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:19:54 AM EDT
[#15]
I'll be on the look out for them on the way home from work.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:24:53 AM EDT
[#16]
i've only got 2, but the day ain't over yet.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:25:24 AM EDT
[#17]
I was almost stabbed twice on the freeway this morning, and someone tried to hit me with their collapsable buttstock when I got out of my car at the gas station.  While in the parking lot at work, I was struck in the shin by a flash suppresor, and tripped over a "High Capacity Clip" in the parking lot.  
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:26:41 AM EDT
[#18]
Someone just used the fromt sling swivel of their AR to launch a grenade through my office window at work.

Even worse, they collapsed their stock while doing it.

I feel faint.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:28:32 AM EDT
[#19]
Don't forget about them flash hiders...

Them prongs are sharp!  (to a liberal)


- BG
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:35:18 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Don't know anything about all the carnage with the bayonettes, but we've had 7 rifle-launched grenadings in my subdivision alone – and the day ain't over yet...



Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:36:33 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I was struck in the shin by a flash suppresor, and tripped over a "High Capacity Clip" in the parking lot.  



You have one of my cards?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:45:37 AM EDT
[#22]
Well the day is just starting for me ... I'm night shift.  Since I don't have to work today, give me a bit to see if I can get my hands on a bayonet and I'll report back later.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:47:36 AM EDT
[#23]
Haven't seen any drive by bayonettings, but the assault weapons roaming my neighborhood all seem pretty friendly.  I put out a bowl of gun oil and some .223 for them because I didn't want them all going hungry until they find homes, and I allready filled up my safe.  I saw a few of them playing tag with the children in the street this morning, and on of them brought me a dead mouse as a trophy.  
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:59:57 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I was struck in the shin by a flash suppresor, and tripped over a "High Capacity Clip" in the parking lot.  



You have one of my cards?



Maybe i'm slow today...i don't get it....
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:05:11 AM EDT
[#25]

Haven't seen any drive by bayonettings, but the assault weapons roaming my neighborhood all seem pretty friendly. I put out a bowl of gun oil and some .223 for them because I didn't want them all going hungry until they find homes, and I allready filled up my safe. I saw a few of them playing tag with the children in the street this morning, and on of them brought me a dead mouse as a trophy.



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THATS F'N FUNNY RIGHT THAR!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:10:20 AM EDT
[#26]
I couldn't tell you because I'm at school waiting for the ice cream truck...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:17:25 AM EDT
[#27]
I caught this fucker stalking me....

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:20:19 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Haven't seen any drive by bayonettings, but the assault weapons roaming my neighborhood all seem pretty friendly.  I put out a bowl of gun oil and some .223 for them because I didn't want them all going hungry until they find homes, and I allready filled up my safe.  I saw a few of them playing tag with the children in the street this morning, and on of them brought me a dead mouse as a trophy.  



ROFL THATS GREAT... I think i'm going to go put some .308 out for the bigger boys
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:20:20 AM EDT
[#29]
... Yeah, and where's this damn flood?
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