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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:20:24 AM EDT
And he has his undies pulled half way down and is floppin IT around and itching. I tell him Zak! Quit playin with yourself!
"But I have to itch my pee pee!"  Now the background info, he went to the carnival with some friends yesterday and got bit up pretty bad from mosquitoes. Needless to say...... Ah, the joys of parenthood. |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:21:43 AM EDT
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 A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do! |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:22:20 AM EDT
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We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man. |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:22:52 AM EDT
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You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife...... 
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:23:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:24:38 AM EDT
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 THOSE stories I don't mind hearing about.  |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:29:35 AM EDT
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Naw, you dont REALLY wanna hear about hwo she plays with herself in the shower while I watch....how she fucks me face so hard it almost dislocates my jaw.....how her cooter tastes like a fine wine.....how she jumps on top and runs like a Ferrari...... How she has a tongue ring and could suck the corrosive salts right out of a gun barrel..... 
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:31:52 AM EDT
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He learned it from watching you right specop?
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:43:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:17:11 AM EDT
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I....I thought... I mean, the door was CLOSED.... 
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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:19:03 AM EDT
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Whoa. Too much fucking information man.
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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:19:05 AM EDT
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My mom told me not to play with it, or I'd go blind. I stopped when I needed glasses.
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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:44:23 AM EDT
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Was he saying this at the same time... "I got your, eat all of your vegatables, right here Dad"
GM
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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:53:09 AM EDT
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No shit...let the boy play! All work and no play gives jack a sad penis. SGatr15 |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 6:56:01 AM EDT
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This thread is worthless without pics! 
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Posted: 9/12/2004 8:25:00 AM EDT
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That's one of those parenting moments that makes it all worth while........LOL
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Posted: 9/12/2004 8:32:09 AM EDT
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I'm going to have to give the +1 here... |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 11:43:19 AM EDT
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Good husband's don't kiss 'n tell. Yeesh!
That's it, I'm callin your wife!  |
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