I was at the local mall today with the wife.
We stopped at the food court to eat Sbaarros pizza.
We were in line behind this chubby guy, his fugly wife and his young son.
He had on a nice clean white shirt that read:
"Anyone but Bush"
"4 years for Kerry"
My wife poked me in the ribs and told me to keep my comments to myself.
Mr. ABB took his pizza and sodas and went to sit down. On his way to his table he tripped and spilled his food. One of the slices of pizza landed right on the front of his shirt. Grease and pepperoni all over it. One of the sodas fell onto the floor and splashed back at him getting his pants wet.
He stood there looking like he was going to cry.
Before my wife could poke me in the ribs again I said to no one in particular in a kind of loud voice "typical Kerry supporter".