Shameless AWB expiration headline!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Shameless AWB expiration headline!!!

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:25:19 AM EDT

I stole this idea from the High Road:

Write your best newspaper headline decrying the expiration of the AWB, here's mine. . .

Bloodbath in Daycare Center as 5 Year Old Goes on Crawlby Bayonetting Rampage

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:26:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Uhhhhh. No thank you.

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:31:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Terrorist blow up truck, expiration of AWB to blame!

alquida terrorists blew up a truck at random today in the town of 'yourtownhere' today.
The resulting explosion sent hundreds of bayonette lugs and flash suppressors flying into a nearby schoolyard killing and wounding many innocent children. The bayonette lugs and flash suppressors were illegal until today, as they were banned as assault weapons..... blah blah blah

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:33:54 AM EDT

[#3]

DEMOCRATS STUNNED AS ASSAULT WEAPONS FAIL TO MATERIALIZE EN MASSE IN THE STREETS, KERRY VOWS TO LAUNCH INVESTIGATION

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:44:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Life Saving Assault Weapons Now Available at a Store Near You

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:50:56 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Life Saving Assault Weapons Now Available at a Store Near You

I like this one the best.

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:53:09 AM EDT

[#6]

FOOD SHORTAGE IN SOMALIA - AWB EXPIRATION RESPONSIBLE

Posted: 9/11/2004 6:53:33 AM EDT

[#7]

It's all the fault of ~~George W. Bush~~ ... uh the Expiration of the AWB.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Shameless AWB expiration headline!!!

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