Why can't lesbians dance?

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Posted: 9/10/2004 10:47:54 AM EDT

I was at a recent concert with my girlfriend that had several lesbians in attendance. I noticed that most of the lesbians danced worse than I do. For reference I am a white 35 year old engineer ((((I CAN"T DANCE)))). Why can gay men and women dance well when most men and lesbians can't?

Posted: 9/10/2004 10:48:57 AM EDT

[#1]

now that the AWB has expired we can finally get some good questions on here!

Posted: 9/10/2004 10:49:16 AM EDT

[#2]

no batteries.

Posted: 9/10/2004 10:53:07 AM EDT

[#3]

Tounge and groove makes it hard to move.

Posted: 9/10/2004 10:54:38 AM EDT

[#4]

depends on what concert you were at. there are many different flavors of lesbian.

Posted: 9/10/2004 10:59:14 AM EDT

[#5]

Sting and Anni Lennex.

These were large short haired manily lesbians.

Posted: 9/10/2004 11:00:56 AM EDT

[#6]

They can't figure out which one is supposed to lead.

Posted: 9/10/2004 11:00:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Tounge and groove makes it hard to move.

Tounge IN groove makes it hard to move.

Posted: 9/10/2004 11:01:08 AM EDT

[#8]

Because they are white guys in womens bodies!

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:32:18 PM EDT

[#9]

Hard to dance when you're packin'.

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:33:32 PM EDT

[#10]

Their Mullet throws off the balance.

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:33:59 PM EDT

[#11]

Because it's hard to cut a rug while you are munching one.

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:47:20 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
there are many different flavors of lesbian.

Try them all!

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:51:27 PM EDT

[#13]

The same reason that gay men a women make good interior designers, there's something in the diet of gay men and women (semen) that lesbians and straight men don't get in their diet (semen) that just helps them match colors and get jiggy with it.

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:54:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Men = men. Too calculated to dance well.

Women = women. Good dancers.

Gay men = woman-like. Good dancers.

Lesbians = butch. See: men.

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:57:46 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
now that the AWB has expired we can finally get some good questions on here!

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:59:34 PM EDT

[#16]

What were you doing at a gay concert? That is the question I would be asking.

Posted: 9/10/2004 12:59:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Because they want to be like guys.

Posted: 9/11/2004 7:54:59 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
What were you doing at a gay concert? That is the question I would be asking.

My girlfriend wanted to go.

Posted: 9/11/2004 8:01:01 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Men = men. Too calculated to dance well.

Women = women. Good dancers.

Gay men = woman-like. Good dancers.

Lesbians = butch. See: men.

ahh but you forget bi women. i've yet to meet one that can not dance.

Posted: 9/11/2004 8:06:51 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
now that the AWB has expired we can finally get some good questions on here!

we have to get back to the important things

Posted: 9/11/2004 8:23:36 AM EDT

[#21]

I wouldn't know...I've never paid attention to lesbians...

Posted: 9/11/2004 8:24:11 AM EDT

[#22]

Damn double tap...

Posted: 9/11/2004 10:55:54 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Men = men. Too calculated to dance well.

Women = women. Good dancers.

Gay men = woman-like. Good dancers.

Lesbians = butch. See: men.

Holy shit.....that's the most logical thing I've seen here in a good while.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:00:15 AM EDT

[#24]

They know how to do the 69 shuffle, don't they?

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:00:34 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Their Mullet throws off the balance.
www.newfestival.org/images/data/NF_FILM/graphic/383.JPG

They get confused with their Mullet - see picture above.

As my daughter ones told me people with Mullets have it all - business in the front & party in the back - so they don't know which (the business or the party) should take over. It is an internal fight.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:01:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Sting and Anni Lennex.

These were large short haired manily lesbians.

Annie Lennex is married and has kids. Sorry.

Now Sting on the other hand.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:10:18 AM EDT

[#27]

Having a package containing a vagina, a penis, a pair of nuts and a bag in one small concentrated area, make it difficult to move very much. It makes them look dorkey and self-conscious when they try to boogie.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:17:32 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Having a package containing a vagina, a penis, a pair of nuts and a bag in one small concentrated area, make it difficult to move very much. It makes them look dorkey and self-conscious when they try to boogie.

Now..

That sounds like personal experience.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:21:14 AM EDT

[#29]

For the same reason they don't diet, It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face!

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:25:27 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Sting and Anni Lennex.

These were large short haired manily lesbians.

Annie Lennex is married and has kids. Sorry.

Now Sting on the other hand.

Having kids and being married doesn't mean your not gay. Alot of celebs are gay, yet lead seemingly "normal" lives. It just doesn't get reported.

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:43:56 AM EDT

[#31]

Most of the Lesbians in my neck of the woods wear Combat Boots……
……Ever tried dancing in Combat Boots?

Andy

Posted: 9/11/2004 11:50:19 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Because it's hard to cut a rug while you are munching one.

Carpet munchers hell, bet most of them are slick munchers.

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