I Think We Should Also Send Feinstein, Schumer and the Brady Bunch A Gift...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I Think We Should Also Send Feinstein, Schumer and the Brady Bunch A Gift...

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:55:14 PM EDT

Just to let them know how much their efforts are appreciated.

Please give as generously as possible. I think this should be a forum effort.

They gave us so much, for the cost of a unregulated magazine we can give a little back.

www.smellypoop.com/

FYI the ordering feature is no longer working cause it is apparantly illegal to send poop in the mail. Anyone got a similar idea we can actually do?

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:56:32 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Just to let them know how much their efforts are appreciated.

Please give as generously as possible. I think this should be a forum effort.

They gave us so much, for the cost of a unregulated magazine we can give a little back.

www.smellypoop.com/

FYI the ordering feature is no longer working cause it is apparantly illegal to send poop in the mail. Anyone got a similar idea we can actually do?

Uh, I think we could all probably come up with our own poop to send, just make sure the return address is from John Kerry...

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:57:49 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Just to let them know how much their efforts are appreciated.

Please give as generously as possible. I think this should be a forum effort.

They gave us so much, for the cost of a unregulated magazine we can give a little back.

www.smellypoop.com/

FYI the ordering feature is no longer working cause it is apparantly illegal to send poop in the mail. Anyone got a similar idea we can actually do?

Uh, I think we could all probably come up with our own poop to send, just make sure the return address is from John Kerry...

yeah ... someone send a link to this thread to imbroglio ... I'm sure he could make a good contribution.

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:58:02 PM EDT

[#3]

why order out. i have plenty of domestic produced "poop" here. Sorry but in this age of outsourceing we need to keep as much domsetic production as possible.

mike

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:58:04 PM EDT

[#4]

I think a photo of a bayo lug and a collapsible stock and a 30 rounder with a receipt dated
14 SEP 2004 would be ok.

ETA: DOH! How could I forget the Flash Hider??

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:58:10 PM EDT

[#5]

How about a picture of all of us holding our newly aquired toys at gunstock holding one of those F-you Arock signs?

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:58:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Send them a kite and tell them to go fly it...

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:58:49 PM EDT

[#7]

Taco Bell and a baggie...anyone?

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:59:20 PM EDT

[#8]

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How about a picture of all of us holding our newly aquired toys at gunstock holding one of those F-you Arock signs?

No when you care enough, you say it with poop.

I wonder if we can get in trouble for shipping "home grown."

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:59:58 PM EDT

[#9]

Yes. Domestic terrorism.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:02:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Have a truck load of manure delivered to thier front yard, but not spread.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:02:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
How about a picture of all of us holding our newly aquired toys at gunstock holding one of those F-you Arock signs?

No when you care enough, you say it with poop.

I wonder if we can get in trouble for shipping "home grown."

No anus, no crime. How are they going to track it back to you?

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:21:12 PM EDT

[#12]

This is probably illegal.

Instead send them a postcard with a sunset on it.

Or spend the money on ammo.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:21:50 PM EDT

[#13]

Pick up the dog shit that some inconsiderate neighbor left in your yard. Make the return address the local Million Mom March. Ship it and enjoy with quiet satisfaction.

No worries. If it's not your shit, they must acquit.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:23:25 PM EDT

[#14]

Does anyone have their home address?

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:25:01 PM EDT

[#15]

Send them ten round Klinton mags filled with poop!

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:25:48 PM EDT

[#16]

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No worries. If it's not your shit, they must acquit.

That was the cochranism I was looking for.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:26:18 PM EDT

[#17]

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Send them ten round Klinton mags filled with poop!

Shit, send them to me instead, feel free to fill with the poop of your choice, it washes off.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:46:06 PM EDT

[#18]

Of all the things I thought we might be sending.... I never would have thought it was shit.
But since it's illegal to order it and homemade is always made to my satisfaction - Feces is on its way!

BTW, anyone have the addresses on hand?

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:53:39 PM EDT

[#19]

our old shitty 10rd mags.

the kite idea is probably the best so far. i wonder if it would make the news if a bunch (few thousand?)of gunowners sent them to their local asshats?

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:03:33 PM EDT

[#20]

No worries. If ~~it's not your shit~~the turd don't fit, they must acquit.

Fixed it for you

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:14:20 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:21:17 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
This is probably illegal.

Instead send them a postcard with a sunset on it.

www.sundog.clara.co.uk/atoptics/images1/a1ss26.JPG

Or spend the money on ammo.

Or maybe a post card with Nelson.

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:23:22 PM EDT

[#23]

I used to hand out boxes of .22lr on Sarah Brady's birthday. My boss at the time was not amused. I thought it was funny as hell.

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:23:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Can we include [hiccup] Ted Kennedy [/hiccup] in this plan??? Please????

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:23:51 PM EDT

[#25]

You could buy plastic poop and at the same place they sell that stuff, I am sure they sell "fart in a can". Get a bag that you can hermetically seal, put plastic poop in, spray with "fart in a can", then mail.

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:32:46 PM EDT

[#26]

I like the postcard with the sunset on it. Effective, succinct and to the point, yet subtle and "sensitive"

Plus, it can't be linked as a "terrorist plot"

(Just think of it when she has a meltdown and tries to press charges...[feinswine] Judge, all these people are making death threats against me. It must be a terrorist plot. We must ban terrorists[/feinswine] [judge]Sen. Fienstein, please don't take this the wrong way, but you're overreacting and need to STFU. Some nice people sent you postcards from their vacation spots of the beautiful sunset, that's all. There is no terrorist plot[/judge])

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:40:13 PM EDT

[#27]

All Ordering has been removed from our site as we have recently learned it is not legal.

Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:41:26 PM EDT

[#28]

Send them all our fake flash hiders that have been cut off.

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:47:41 PM EDT

[#29]

Get a foil bag of cat food, one of the fishy flavors. I recommend "Meow Mix, Hook Line and Sinker" with red snapper & ocean fish in sauce. Then get one of those sealed postal envelope and slice the cat food bag and put it in and mail it. Its not illegal to mail cat food.
I've gotten free samples in the mail.

Posted: 9/8/2004 5:51:40 PM EDT

[#30]

When you think about it, the asshats are not the ones opening the packages. I'm sure they have other people do it and if they find fecal matter, they will not deliver the message to the senators desk. Call it a poop firewall if you will.

I'm starting to think the post card of the sunset is the best most subtle dig.