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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:11:46 AM EDT
[#1]
pass the tin foil
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:12:14 AM EDT
[#2]
I hope so, my 401K looks like shit.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:12:19 AM EDT
[#3]
The comet is scheduled for 2019. Seriously.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:12:43 AM EDT
[#4]
I think that the last episode of the X Files also has the Alien colonization begining in 2012, so it must be true.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:12:58 AM EDT
[#5]
So I shouldn't get a 30-year roof?
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:13:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Doesn't the Mayan calendar end in 2011 or 12 ?
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:13:25 AM EDT
[#7]
Actually I watched a show on Discovery a while back and they said that a very Large asteroid will pass extremely close to earth in 2012!
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:13:35 AM EDT
[#8]
why can't they ever tell us something useful, like what the markets will be doing next week?
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:14:42 AM EDT
[#9]
I guessthere is no need to worry about my credit card debt
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:14:56 AM EDT
[#10]
December 21, 2012 [Bender] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! [/Bender] |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:17:09 AM EDT
[#11]
All Bullshit.
Prove me wrong. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:17:15 AM EDT
[#12]
Looks like the Bank can kiss my ass for the other 18 years of Mortgage repayments…
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:20:40 AM EDT
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I have been planing a party on that day for the last couple of years. Gona have a mother of a blow out! That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh, this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine... (It's time I had some time alone) |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:24:23 AM EDT
[#14]
When The World Ends
by Dave Matthews Band Oh when the world ends Collect your things You’re coming with me When the world ends You tuckle up yourself with me Watch it as the stars disappear to nothing The day the world is over We’ll be lying in bed I’m gonna rock you like a baby when the cities fall We will rise as the building’s crumble Midst the burning we’ll be churning Love will be our wings Passion rises from the ashes When the world ends When the world ends You’re gonna come with me We’re gonna be crazy like a river bends We’re gonna float through the criss cross of the mountains Watch them fade to nothin When the world ends You know that’s what’s happenin now I’m gonna be there with you somehow Ah ha I’, gonna tie you up like a baby in the carriage car Your legs don’t work cause you want me so You just lie spread to the wall Love you got is surely all the love I would ever need I’m gonna take you by my side and love you tall till the world ends Ohhhhhhhhh But don’t you worry about a thing No cause I got you here with me Mmmmmmm Don’t you worry about a Just you and me Floating through the empty empty Just you and me Oh graces Oh grace Oh when the world ends We’ll be burning one Ah When the world ends We’ll be sweet makin love Oh you know when the world ends I’m gonna take you aside and say Let’s watch it fade away fade away The worlds done Ours just begun Ours just begun We’re gonna dive into the emptiness We be swimming I’m gonna walk you through the pathless roads I’m gonna take you to the top of the mountain that’s no longer there I’m gonna take you to bed and love you I swear like the end is here I’m gonna take you up to I’m gonna take you down on you I’m gonna hold you like an angel I’m gonna love you I’m gonna love you When the world ends I’m gonna hold you When the world is over We’ll just be beg... |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:28:09 AM EDT
[#15]
It's more serious than that....Britain has applied to host the 2012 Olympics! Does anyone know when in 2012 it's supposed to hit. If it's before August, someone better tell Blair & Co Mark |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:41:44 AM EDT
[#16]
nope, you're thinking of the Chechen calendar which ends this Friday, if not sooner. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:44:34 AM EDT
[#17]
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:11:26 AM EDT
[#18]
Shiney side out ! |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:21:39 AM EDT
[#19]
In 2011 I will close out all my bank accounts and head for the bunny ranch!
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:24:31 AM EDT
[#20]
Well, at this point I've gotten laid, taken a trip down a drag strip, and emptied a 30 rounder from an M16, so I guess there's really nothing left to do. Bring it on. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:50:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:53:27 AM EDT
[#22]
Ænema Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:55:43 AM EDT
[#23]
"Didn't see THAT shit coming, did ya?" |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 11:57:13 AM EDT
[#24]
The mayans had the mostr advanced calendering system ever invented. Scientists have proven tha tit coudl have been extended out indefinately, but Mayan religion holds that Decemer 21 (one day before my wedding anniversary!) 2012 is the last day of the world. I take it seriously. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 12:01:11 PM EDT
[#25]
1.if the mayans are so smart- where are they...well?
2. If you like them so much , why dont you kiss and marry them?  3, oh, you mean the end of the workld , like the 5000 other times its been predicted? |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 12:01:22 PM EDT
[#26]
Ill stay here while all you DD guys go drink your punch
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Posted: 9/8/2004 12:02:37 PM EDT
[#27]
End of the world? Not if I can help it!
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Posted: 9/8/2004 12:03:00 PM EDT
[#28]
Yeah. Right. Whatever.
 Besides, who cares about the Mayan calendar anyway? The way their calendar worked, they added to the front of it. IF they'd survived, they would have just added another term to the front and kept going. But they didn't survive. So screw their calendar. Besides...everyone knows that Time began at 00:00 hours, Jan 1, 1970 and only lasting for 2^32 seconds. Until we redefine Time again. 
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Posted: 9/8/2004 12:15:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Oh brother!
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:14:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Looks like we need to speed up our take over of the Middle East then!
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:16:26 PM EDT
[#31]
+1 |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:17:02 PM EDT
[#32]
I find it quite easy to believe. The most evil woman I know's birthday is December 21st.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:20:43 PM EDT
[#33]
My bet is for 2112 when the meek will inherit the earth.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:21:19 PM EDT
[#34]
One thing for sure. If these guys say this is the day, they are wrong.
Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. Be always ready.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:21:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:32:51 PM EDT
[#36]
The world will end when I say so.
Now get back to work!! |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:34:31 PM EDT
[#37]
...and the elder race returns to assume control of the Planets of the Solar Federation...
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Posted: 9/8/2004 2:57:15 PM EDT
[#38]
Wrong shiney side in. It's the dull side that reflects RF. Trust me, I know, and I wonder why I can't have kids. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:04:10 PM EDT
[#39]
The Mayans also predicted their own end. They even predicted in what year their civilization would be overrun by foreigners coming from over the seas. 2012 is the end of a Great Cycle, then back to year zero. It might be cataclysmic, might be just a renewal, but not the end of everything. For example, after period number one, a Jaguar came by and ate everyone on Earth. The second cycle ended in air, the third in fire, the fourth in flood. The fifth is a mystery? Earthquakes? No one know exactly because the Conquistadors destroyed most of the records. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:08:36 PM EDT
[#40]
+1 So some barbaric savages had a clever calender - so what? |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:10:12 PM EDT
[#41]
Don't be rediculous.
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:11:03 PM EDT
[#42]
If we really work at it.
If we elect only democrats. If we allow any and all marriages to take place.(includong cats and dogs) If we all quadruple our personal dept. If we default on our personal dept. If we OK the deficit to never ever have a ceiling. If we all apply and receive welfare. If we empty out all our prisons. If we believe Saddam was really a nice guy. If we all want Osama bin Ladin to be our bestest friend. If we all subscribe to the "religion of peace." If we all take acid all at the same time. Then, I think we can make the 2012 deadline happen. Bilster |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:11:26 PM EDT
[#43]
WHere are the mayans now? That is quite an amazingmystery, isn't it? |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:14:02 PM EDT
[#44]
Nope, not even close to being correct, there are formulas built into the calendering system itself which will accurately predict solar flares, eclipses, and periodic asteroids. Pretty amazing stuff. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:15:17 PM EDT
[#45]
Or, more likely, the scribe who wrote that particular part of your holy book got it wrong. The mayan calander is backed by math, not faith. |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:17:56 PM EDT
[#46]
Kinda the way I feel about it!! 
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:20:07 PM EDT
[#47]
Where is that BS meter when you need it?
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:21:01 PM EDT
[#48]
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation..... We have assumed control...... Damn! Time for a beer and some classic Rush!! BBL.... |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:23:52 PM EDT
[#49]
I'm confused. The mayan calendar accurately charting re-occuring events like eclipses etc. is where it is based on fact. When they start predicting the end of the world, its based on faith. The world has been supposed to end many times just in my short lifetime, I'm not worrying much about the Mayan "end of days" |
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Posted: 9/8/2004 3:27:05 PM EDT
[#50]
Dino, not end of days, but end of an age. It is rather well documented throughout history. |
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