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Posted: 9/8/2004 9:09:24 AM EDT
When it comes time to cast your vote write in sgtar15! We can win this one guys!
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Way too unstable, and seemingly prone to violence and playing with dolls.
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Not at all. I am very stable, matter of fact I have a 23 paged doubled spaced Pysh eval that says so! I am pro-military. Pro-gun. And if elected I could care less in what you do as long as you send me 15% of your income for taxes. Sgatr15 |
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ACtually, it stands for "special" SGatr15 PS And you Mr. Floppy will be my "speical" cabinet member. |
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Sorry, he has historically campaigned on an anti-cat platform. I am staunchly pro-cat.
I would back him for sheriff, though. |
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Correction..I am anti-cat but pro-pussy! SGatr15 |
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Assault Cats are a growing problem in this nation. Almost every day there are assault cat attacks all over the country. No legitimate pet owner needs these cats. 2 out of 3 pet owners support the assualt cat ban! It is sensible cat control! |
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Screw it, I'll vote for him. If not we get Cyanide...I mean Kerry...in office
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I would actually vote for 95% of all posters here...
stgar would have my vote |
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He was pro-cat before he was anti cat though, that has to count for something! In fact he funded the Meow Mix initiative before he voted against it! |
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Sure, you're in. But I plan on combining the SecDef and the INS. SGatr15 |
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Hahaaaaaaaa |
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He's already the mayor |
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Want me to make up some Election Buttons? TRG |
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No, no, and no. I always believed that all pussy is evil. SGatr15 |
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VP or else! |
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I like pie! What is your stance on this issue? BigDozer66 |
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SUre, why not. Not like they do anything important anyways. Btw, TRG will be running the National Academy for the Arts. SGatr15 |
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THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES DAMMIT! |
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LMAO!!!! |
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Fixed |
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Can I sleep on the couch in the white house ? |
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Pssst, while all pussy may be evil, they are a voting block after all. We will use the word Tasty in place of evil. Hence, All Pussy is Tasty! Is the new campaign slogan. Ok? |
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Yeah, at least not until you die.... |
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For $50k you can leave your seed in the oval office! |
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Are you going to coast into office on his popularity then wack him in a CIA cover up and claim office? |
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Hielo is now in charge of my campain. Mr Floppy, you're fired! Sgtar15 PS Pssst Hielo...here that cash kick back I promised. |
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Of course I probably might not do that! |
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I don't want to have to pay I want to be the white house bum, the one the press sees going out in his boxers to grab the paper. I want to sleep on the dam pull out sofa damit in the white house. |
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A dollar late and a pound short. But I do it for th elove of the game! Now we have to get outin front of that video of you BBQ'ing the cat. Give me a minute... |
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Somehow I just knew the past would haunt me this campain..... SGatr15 |
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this past...? TRG PS. Of course, I am not posting that so that oterrs can use the original image when they choose to goof on you... you know... |
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I did not have explosive relations with that firecracker, Mr Brasspile....
SGatr15 |
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You think Brassple is a firecracker? Hell, go to the Women's forum, he was just bitching that nobody loved him in the 'Hotties' thread. TRG |
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Well...he IS kind of explosive at times. Sgatr15 |
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Fine! I'll go run my own presidential campaign! With blackjack! And Hookers! You know what?! Forget the presidential campaign! |
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Ok, we begin a smear campaign on cats, they are always catting around, in fact the cat population has a 100% out of wedlock birth statistics, all cats are obviously sluts, and more than a small percentage of them live in trailer parks. THey are also quite standoffish which we can use.
The BBQ film we get ahead of by declaring that you were dog catcher 40 years ago, you have been there and done that, you have the gold watch to prove it! No one can question your dedication to the cause. THat was in fact a raccoon that was being BBQ'ed, any resemblance to a cat is purely coincedental, if anyone continues to question that, we hit them with a sideways smear (maybe we can get TBK!?) to make accusations about the person, maybe that they have indulged in a bit of the cat flesh if they know so much about it....hmmmm? |
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SUre, that only costs $55k Money order prefffered, in 9k denominations, Kay? |
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