Sent in email, no idea where it came from other than that.

Chris



> A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has
> missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to
the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl
is
pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that
did this to you? I want to know!"
> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
> with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive
> suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
> He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
> the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation,
but I'll take charge.
> If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a
townhouse, a
> beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000
bank account.
> If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
> At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him,
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"Then you try again."

not bad......

hah, nice

I didn't need a single drink to think that was funny.

Quoted: I didn't need a single drink to think that was funny.

me, too.