Kerry keeps on digging his own political grave... you gotta read this (funny)!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Kerry keeps on digging his own political grave... you gotta read this (funny)!!!

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:00:27 PM EDT

www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1209425/posts

Excerpt...

"Everybody told me, 'God, if you're coming to Canonsburg, you've got to find time to go to Toy's, and he'll take care of you,'" Mr. Kerry said, dropping the name of a restaurant his motorcade had passed on the way in. "I understand it's my kind of place, because you don't have to - you know, when they give you the menu, I'm always struggling: Ah, what do you want?

"He just gives you what he's got, right?" Mr. Kerry added, continuing steadily off a gangplank of his own making: "And you don't have to worry, it's whatever he's cooked up that day. And I think that's the way it ought to work, for confused people like me who can't make up our minds."

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:02:38 PM EDT

[#1]

Wow. What a loser.

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:03:31 PM EDT

[#2]

this guy is such a fake motherfucker. saw him on mtv the other day talking about how we've "dissed" other countries. i'm surprised he wasn't wearing a von dutch hat and a sweatband on his forearm.

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:04:40 PM EDT

[#3]

He voted for the beef strokingoff until he voted against it......

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:07:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Unfortunately, WE know this. We need OTHER people to know this.

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:08:00 PM EDT

[#5]

"I shit that food out before I even ate it!"

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:14:40 PM EDT

[#6]

His staff members refer to him as GOD?

I thought he was a little strange, now it appears he is no longer hiding his megalomania.

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:15:39 PM EDT

[#7]

F'n

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:18:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
"And you don't have to worry, it's whatever he's cooked up that day. And I think that's the way it ought to work, for confused people like me who can't make up our minds."

So he orders his meals the same way he votes in the Senate, and runs a campaign for President:

Totally confused and swallowing whatever is handed to him.

Hail to the cheif!

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:45:18 PM EDT

[#9]

I hear theres a Carls Jr. in No. Cal. that will fix him up just right.

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:48:00 PM EDT

[#10]

I guess some people actually NEED socialism

Posted: 9/7/2004 1:07:41 PM EDT

[#11]

by his own quote!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Kerry keeps on digging his own political grave... you gotta read this (funny)!!!

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