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Posted: 9/6/2004 8:00:38 PM EDT

Fill in the blanks: "You know you're ______ if ______.

Rule clarification: You may use more than one word in the second blank spot.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:03:16 PM EDT

[#1]

You know you're gay if purple.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:06:59 PM EDT

[#2]

You know you're in luck if the SWAT team gives you all of their weapons.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:07:27 PM EDT

[#3]

you know you're stupid if you post retarded threads

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:08:51 PM EDT

[#4]

You know you're fat if someone tells you to haul ass and you have to make two trips.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:13:50 PM EDT

[#5]

You know you're a mess if your fart has a lump in it.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:15:55 PM EDT

[#6]

You know you're screwed if the awb doesn't sunset!

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:19:49 PM EDT

[#7]

You know you're well-protected if the value of your gun collection exceeds the value of the house you keep it in.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:21:18 PM EDT

[#8]

You know you're getting banned if you say KILL ALL $$$LIMS.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:21:35 PM EDT

[#9]

You know you're a slut if you name your first born "Target" (since everyone took a shot).

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:26:20 PM EDT

[#10]

You know you're a gear whore if you have more bug out bags than family members.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:27:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You know you're gay if purple.

Damn man, you had to go crap on my screen name.

You know you're whipped if your wife is the one giving you play money.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:38:04 PM EDT

[#12]

You know you're mom is tactical if she has night sights on her spatula.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:39:32 PM EDT

[#13]

You know you're drunk if you're wearing a dress uniform with a bearskin hat and no pants!

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:44:47 PM EDT

[#14]

"You know you're a good listener if you've been reading Arfcom for five years and this is your first post."

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:46:02 PM EDT

[#15]

Hot damn! Congrats on yer first post.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:46:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
"You know you're a good listener if you've been reading Arfcom for five years and this is your first post."

Welcome, glad to have you here.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:48:22 PM EDT

[#17]

You know you're lost if you can't find your ass with a compass and a handful of treble hooks.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:51:27 PM EDT

[#18]

Thankyou gentlemen. Nice to be here.

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:52:17 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
"You know you're a good listener if you've been reading Arfcom for five years and this is your first post."

welcome from another person in ohio

Posted: 9/6/2004 8:55:30 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Thankyou gentlemen. Nice to be here.

Hey - you just doubled your post count!!

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:02:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Thankyou gentlemen. Nice to be here. hr

Hey - you just doubled your post count!!

hr

hock.gif Am I a postwhore now? hock.gif

" You know your a noob if you doubled your postcount with ONE reply"

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:07:49 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"You know you're a good listener if you've been reading Arfcom for five years and this is your first post." hr

welcome from another person in ohio

Thanx for the welcome furball.

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:09:37 PM EDT

[#23]

You know you're a troll if you act like _____________ (fill in your favorite troll)

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:12:24 PM EDT

[#24]

You know you're desperate for entertainment when you are sitting around posting on AR15.com in asinine threads while watching Manhunter on AMC.

And when the hell did Manhunter become a classic?

Woody

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:15:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
You know you're a troll if you act like _____________ (fill in your favorite troll)

Answer: A fucktard from DUh

What do I win?

he

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:32:46 PM EDT

[#26]

Fill in the blanks: "You know you're GAY if YOU HAVE A GERBIL TAIL WIGGLING FROM YOUR O RING.

Posted: 9/6/2004 9:48:32 PM EDT

[#27]

You know you're still living with your parents if you own a Tacpoint.

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:57:20 AM EDT

[#28]

Bump for day.

Posted: 9/7/2004 9:01:03 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
You know you're lost if you can't find your ass with a compass and a handful of treble hooks.

Having nearly gored myself on multiple occasions this weekend with a treble hook, I do not want to get an assful of them

Posted: 9/7/2004 9:06:15 AM EDT

[#30]

posted by DK prof:

You know you're drunk if you're wearing a dress uniform with a bearskin hat and no pants

have we met?

Posted: 9/22/2004 11:14:23 AM EDT

[#31]

Found this on page 200.

"You know you're screwed if your proctologist has two hooks for hands.

Posted: 9/22/2004 8:03:26 PM EDT

[#32]

You know...I was considering bumping this yesterday...lol. Thanks.

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