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Posted: 9/4/2004 10:39:13 PM EDT

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#09 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

#08 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#07 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

#06 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#05 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#04 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#03 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#02 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...........

#01 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Posted: 9/4/2004 10:42:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#09 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

#08 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#07 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

#06 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#05 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#04 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#03 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#02 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...........

#01 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Posted: 9/4/2004 10:46:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 9/4/2004 10:49:26 PM EDT

[#3]

Haha...

Good thing the wommenz aint up this late.

- BUCC_Guy

Posted: 9/4/2004 10:50:32 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Haha...

Good thing the wommenz aint up this late.

- BUCC_Guy

SSSHHHHHHHH, shut your mouth, they will hear you.

Posted: 9/4/2004 10:58:39 PM EDT

[#5]

awesome

Posted: 9/5/2004 10:29:17 AM EDT

[#6]

Damn funny

Posted: 9/5/2004 10:31:37 AM EDT

[#7]

I'm surprised no other ARFCOMmer got this before me, especially one of the divorcées:

#00: You already know a handgun is going to take up all of your time and money when you buy it.

Posted: 9/5/2004 10:36:06 AM EDT

[#8]

They have a lot in common too:

They require their own space

Their expensive

They take up a lot of your time.

You sleep with them.

You can't have just one and be satisfied.

Their more fun when loaded.

Posted: 9/5/2004 10:39:05 AM EDT

[#9]

That was funny.

Posted: 9/5/2004 10:57:36 AM EDT

[#10]

SAFE POST

because the world is full of exibitionists

and hardly anyone's wife/SO would understand

check out the public board- KT loves you as it will conger up memories of your formative years -it did mine

Posted: 9/5/2004 11:44:56 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
SAFE POST

because the world is full of exibitionists

and hardly anyone's wife/SO would understand

check out the public board- KT loves you as it will conger up memories of your formative years -it did mine

Posted: 9/5/2004 3:17:04 PM EDT

[#12]

Your 45 won't leave you just because you spend more time with your 38.

Posted: 9/5/2004 4:34:36 PM EDT

[#13]

Oooohhh boy...man, was that some funny shit!

Posted: 9/5/2004 4:58:22 PM EDT

[#14]

You can use your hangun hard and it won't complain if you put it away dirty.

Posted: 9/6/2004 3:59:40 AM EDT

[#15]

I don't know about all those other reasons, but these I know from experience:

1. Handguns are less dangerous
2. Handguns usually only go boom after you deliberately load them and pull the trigger
3. Handguns are only dangerous in one direction at a time
4. Handguns are a heck of a lot more predictable
5. Handguns can be put on safe
6. Handguns can be at your side for days on end without getting on your nerves
7. Handguns will get you OUT of fights
8. Handguns always let you know when something is wrong with them
9. Handguns are there when you need them the most

10. You can stuff it in their mag well and post pics....

Posted: 9/6/2004 4:42:33 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
SAFE POST

because the world is full of exibitionists

and hardly anyone's wife/SO would understand

check out the public board- KT loves you as it will conger up memories of your formative years -it did mine

gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/08052004/normal_catchlightning.jpg

Yeah, me too... Not sure what it really had to do with the topic.

But, I think he may have been trying to say "they're not too bad, remember why you went with her? - her body, see link"

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