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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:17:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Yes, just for the story.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:18:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Only if I could stuff the pooper and post pics.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:19:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Just exactly how tall would she be?
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:19:20 PM EDT
[#4]
most of us would pork a snake if we could hold it still and nobody knew.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:24:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Yes, if she was hot. But most midgets have those weird distorted facial features which aren't hot. Also, don't the chick midgets have some sort of fucked up thing going on with their body hair?
Does a really short chick like one (or both) of the Olsen twins count? I would like very much to perform acts of copulation with them. |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:24:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:26:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Someone post a hot midget pic.....
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:28:52 PM EDT
[#8]
I know one and yes I would if I could.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:29:26 PM EDT
[#9]
I saw a pretty hot one once. Not only did she have a beard, but she also had a flat head to rest my beer on! |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:29:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Hell yeah, I'm nuts over midgets
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:30:13 PM EDT
[#11]
um no
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:30:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Fixed it for you 
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:31:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Only if she didn't tell anyone.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:37:10 PM EDT
[#14]
You don't count.
You'd fuck a pony if given the chance. |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:46:22 PM EDT
[#15]
DAMN!!! Do a google image search for "midget". Some sick stuff!!! And sometimes funny.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:47:57 PM EDT
[#16]
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.
 
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:48:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Only if she was harelipped too. Harelipped midgets are HOT!
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:49:26 PM EDT
[#18]
No. They give me the hee bee gee bees...
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:50:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:52:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Dude.... Fuck... Yeesh... 
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:53:17 PM EDT
[#21]
Ya, why not. There are worse things you can do.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:56:33 PM EDT
[#22]
HOT MIDGET WITH FUZZY NIPPLES...?
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:57:41 PM EDT
[#23]
The face looks Photoshopped in... Besides, I ain't never seen a hot midget...'cept at a sideshow during the Missouri State Fair in the middle of August. 
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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:58:02 PM EDT
[#24]
lmao
a midget botd thread |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:01:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Poor girl. Look at the scars on her legs. That's where they surgically lengthened her bones. |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:05:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Nope. Not midgets for me. I would have no issues with a nice little 4'11' or 5' petite thing though. If she's any smaller than that, someone else can have her.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:07:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:09:35 PM EDT
[#28]
+1 We have sunk to a new level. - BUCC_Guy I'd hit it though. |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:16:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:29:27 PM EDT
[#30]
Bonus points if she was also epileptic...!
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Posted: 9/4/2004 8:30:31 PM EDT
[#31]
You're sick. Seek help! |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:10:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:16:19 PM EDT
[#33]
C'mon guys... you wouldn't throw that girl in the pic a mercy fuck???
Cold heartless bastards, the lot of you!
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:18:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Pics not working, but I guess I would bang a midget, as I used to say "Still warm still good"
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:21:47 PM EDT
[#35]
This may be the most distrubing thread I've read here yet.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:29:20 PM EDT
[#36]
"Spinners" are one thing, midgets on the other hand  ....though Merideth Eaton (Family Law) & Debbie Lee Carrington (Thumblina in Total Recall, Doreen "mini Mimi" on Drew Carey) aren't that bad looking. Neither is porn actress Bridget Powerz...........if you're into that sort of thing. Merideth Eaton pix (IMDB won't allow linking of pix) www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0247860/MHE1.jpg |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:32:31 PM EDT
[#37]
aint going to happen
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Posted: 9/4/2004 9:35:34 PM EDT
[#38]
I dunno if I would or not...maybe if she was really hot and had large boobies
 but some average one...probibly not. Ever watch Maury on those opposites attrach, and they have those leg and armless people on there telling about their relationships with their normal bfs/gfs? Some sick shit there! |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 11:37:02 PM EDT
[#39]
Fuck it, I'd do a midget. They usually have weirdly proportioned legs/arms, but you never know. That's probably some good stuff. As long as she was decent looking outside of being a dwarf, why not? Ya only live once.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 11:38:53 PM EDT
[#40]
I guess some people are drunk right now.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 11:44:52 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm dead sober dude. It's just a midget. It's not like some grotesque deformity. Like I said, if she was CUTE whats the difference? There's unique possibilities there that might be alot of fun. Ya only live once.
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Posted: 9/4/2004 11:48:25 PM EDT
[#42]
Hmm. Guess that's one way to 'pretend' to be a porn star. Compensating for some defeciencies, huh? |
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Posted: 9/4/2004 11:53:56 PM EDT
[#43]
So you are bagging out people who cant change what they look like and have had no say that they are small? Thats low Its like bagging out mentally retarded people or burn victims... You shouldnt treat them like a joke. |
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Posted: 9/5/2004 12:08:10 AM EDT
[#44]
 Clicked on the wrong thread. Am now very frightened and backing away. Carry on.
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Posted: 9/5/2004 3:47:18 AM EDT
[#45]
Maybe it’s just me but she kind of has that Sara Jessica Parker Look about her will be able to confirm after I find my glasses. Anybody else see it?
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Posted: 9/5/2004 4:04:34 AM EDT
[#46]
I may try to get a little.
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Posted: 9/5/2004 4:40:32 AM EDT
[#47]
Yea sure.
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Posted: 9/5/2004 4:51:12 AM EDT
[#48]
Nnnnnoo.
As I've said before, tiny chicks are awesome, but that refers to normally-proportioned wimmenz of 4'6" - 5'3" height, or thereabouts. Midgets and dwarves (or is that dwarfs? Not the guys with beards who craft shoes in stories and wield axes in RPGs, the other kind) do not appeal to me. |
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Posted: 9/5/2004 4:51:20 AM EDT
[#49]
This thread is worthless with pics.
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Posted: 9/5/2004 5:09:58 AM EDT
[#50]
You aint well, bro! |
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