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Posted: 9/4/2004 3:54:05 PM EDT


I will start:

I just got something in my eye! Can I get a purple heart for that?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:57:27 PM EDT
[#1]
These new fangled rifles are so different then the AK's I used in Nam to fight the Cambodians.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:58:39 PM EDT
[#2]
"I think shooting in my dress-casuals helps me relate to the people better"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:00:09 PM EDT
[#3]
[jerky boys]IT SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN EYE![/jerky boys]
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:01:28 PM EDT
[#4]
This yellow wrist band reminds me of the yellow stripe down my back.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:10:00 PM EDT
[#5]
"I want you to trust me with the office of President even though I haven't even got enough common sense to wear eye or ear protection while shooting."
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:12:39 PM EDT
[#6]
I have to use low brass, the high brass shells hurt my booby when I shoot.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:12:48 PM EDT
[#7]


"I think I tore my sack!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:15:00 PM EDT
[#8]
"THERE I WAS!......... KNEE-DEEP IN GRENADE PINS WHEN THE THIRD WAVE HIT THE WIRE!...("You're getting all this aren't you?")
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:16:08 PM EDT
[#9]
"What does this lever do?"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:17:16 PM EDT
[#10]
"Dammit, W just won't hold still!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:22:03 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:
"I want you to trust me with the office of President even though I haven't even got enough common sense to wear eye or ear protection while shooting."





+1
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:23:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:25:46 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
No ear protection. No eye Protection. Irresposible. Caption not needed.



Not wanted.  It would mess up his hair.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:27:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Damn...I only got 5 out of 50 targets...


SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:29:12 PM EDT
[#15]
He isn't even holding the shotgun correctly.... "Owe my eye!"

MT
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:31:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Ha Ha Ha... I am fooling alot of voters who think I will support their right to own guns... Look at mee, I am a sportasman too I am shooting clays! Wheeeeee. (rubbing hands) little do they know what fienstein and shumer and I have cooked up to eliminate all guns from these gullible subjects. Just call me King Kerry, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:33:39 PM EDT
[#17]
"Dang this thing is more powerful than those assault weapons Dianne keeps harping about."
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:56:22 PM EDT
[#18]


Today’s  tools of war

Kerry Speaks with the United Nations about disarming USA Subjects
Kerry viewed holding a AK47 Assault Weapon
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:00:35 PM EDT
[#19]
Ohboy!  My fourth purple heart.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:04:16 PM EDT
[#20]

"Is that brass casing bigger than .500?  I better vote to ban it!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:05:54 PM EDT
[#21]
DAMNIT!!  I forgot my forehead protection!  
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:08:15 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
No ear protection. No eye Protection. Irresposible. Caption not needed.


+1
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:08:53 PM EDT
[#23]
I just love these new gay yellow wristbands. Back when I was in Nam, blah blah blah....
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:12:47 PM EDT
[#24]
MOMMY!!! BIG GUN HURT JOHNNY AND SHOOT MY EYE OUT!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:49:00 PM EDT
[#25]
"FUCKING DORK"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:02:18 PM EDT
[#26]
OOPS! Make that 499,999 teachers to fix No Child Left Behind.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:18:40 PM EDT
[#27]
DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! THAT BULLET ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD!  I ALMOST DIED!  I AM THE BRAVEST, MOST QUALIFIED, BAD-ASS PERSON THAT'S EVER LIVED!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:23:52 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:27:37 PM EDT
[#29]


What do you mean they go IN the gun?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:29:15 PM EDT
[#30]
What's with the gay yellow bracelet?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:48:06 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! THAT BULLET ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD!  I ALMOST DIED!  I AM THE BRAVEST, MOST QUALIFIED, BAD-ASS PERSON THAT'S EVER LIVED!"




And by bad-ass, I mean sweet  hahaha
Man I hate that slack-jawed retard, sheesh....
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:00:08 PM EDT
[#32]
I said dont run you little VietCong bastard kid!!
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