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Posted: 9/3/2004 8:27:15 AM EDT

WOW!

Caption these!!

SGatr15

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:28:40 AM EDT

[#1]

"Well I was on my way to the moon, and right after takeoff my kid starts crying so I look back and sort of turned the wheel a bit and ran into some power lines"

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:29:33 AM EDT

[#2]

"OOPS"

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:30:01 AM EDT

[#3]

French high wire act goes bad after wind shifts and blows his breath back at him...

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:30:22 AM EDT

[#4]

Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:30:34 AM EDT

[#5]

Gangsta lookin homey standing by the driver:

"Yo yo! I TOLD you nitrous would make yo shit FLY!!"

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:30:51 AM EDT

[#6]

They can buff it out.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:31:34 AM EDT

[#7]

Phone ringing:

SBC: "Thank you for calling SBC, I'm Jan, how may I help you?"

Dude: "Jan, I'm calling you on my cell phone cause my home phone just quit working a few minutes ago. Here the number 5555555555"

SBC: "Sir, Let me check it for you"

Dude: Ok

SBC: "Sir, it seems that a car has landed on your telephone cable. We're sorry. We're sending a crew out to laugh heartily at the driver then fix it. We'll prorate your bill for the amount of time the car hangs from your line"

Dude: HUH?

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:32:24 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

The cable strand is visible, the line of sight on that is actually looking DOWN the cable, it's just hard to see.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:32:49 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

I think that was the point where the cable snapped and the car was falling

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:33:39 AM EDT

[#10]

New extreme sport guy" Well , I came off the ramp to do a half and half , and things went down hill from there. I'll get it though! "

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:34:21 AM EDT

[#11]

2004 Model of CABLE CAR to be tested in Kalifornia.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:35:14 AM EDT

[#12]

the new Wired cell phone

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:36:05 AM EDT

[#13]

In order to accomadate all the new drivers, Wahington DC inacted new parallel parking laws.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:36:41 AM EDT

[#14]

"Earl...why in the hell didn't you just break down and buy some jackstands? Yeah, puttin' a new muffler on is gonna be easy. Getting' the car down is gonna be a bitch."

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:36:50 AM EDT

[#15]

"Mom...Dad...if I tell you something will you promise not to get mad...or laugh?"

"I only had a few...honestly...awww shit!"

"Herbie! For Christ Sakes, not again!"

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:38:01 AM EDT

[#16]

Well, nobody else has said it so I will:

OWNED

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:38:26 AM EDT

[#17]

Thats not a Christmas ornament for Christ's sake!

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:39:31 AM EDT

[#18]

"Laid off Satellite dish installer gets drunk and tries to take out local
cable television" he later said " On second thought, it wasn't that
bright of an idea I guess".

GM

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:39:40 AM EDT

[#19]

'I really wish SBC would get us a new bucket truck...it's hell on the car fleet.."

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:39:40 AM EDT

[#20]

Really, honey, I tried to call to tell you I was going to be late but I got hung up.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:41:43 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

You can see it running in front of the pole and transformer.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:45:16 AM EDT

[#22]

"Sir, I can't come in to work today...my car is got stucj on the phone lines...yeah...no...no...no...yeah, I'd be up to a drug test...yes I think I'll pass...no I'm not in jail..."

"Honey, I couldn't call you, I swear! Some guys car got stuck on the phone lines, honestly!"

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:50:18 AM EDT

[#23]

When Murray finally got his drivers license, the bullies stopped tying his sneakers together and throwing them over the utility pole wires.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:51:57 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

Can you not see the guy wire and shadow on the underside of the vehicle?
It appears the vehicle is against the pole and being held vertical by the guy wire.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:52:38 AM EDT

[#25]

Wife: Honey. I've got something to tell you but first promise that you won't get mad.

Husband: What is it? Your mother coing to visit again?

Wife: Promise first. Then I'll tell you.

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:56:28 AM EDT

[#26]

off the parked van.....off the curb...off the pole...dangle from the cable.....nothing but net

Posted: 9/3/2004 8:56:51 AM EDT

[#27]

After two unsuccessful unmanned test flights Evel decided to keep his word to his fans [

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:00:05 AM EDT

[#28]

Just washed the car and hung it out to dry. The hard part is gonna be getting that little bastard down off the line.

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:03:29 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

Look at the blue fire hydrant in that pic and the others and you will see that the wires are running right toward you. They are just to the right (barely discernable) of the telephone pole.

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:04:43 AM EDT

[#30]

[Jeff Spicoli] "Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." [Jeff Spicoli]

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:08:05 AM EDT

[#31]

Hello, is this Blondstar? Ohmygawd........

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:08:19 AM EDT

[#32]

It's legit - the pics originally came from Firehouse.com's website, which is to us FF/EMT-types what
ARFCOM is to the Black Rifle afficianado. Pics taken by one of the responders.

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:09:05 AM EDT

[#33]

................................................... How in the hell did that car get up there?

Marty: "Doc, I tried to get the car up to speed so I could go back to the future..... But, something went wrong this time..."

Posted: 9/3/2004 9:14:50 AM EDT

[#34]

Car up!

CRACKA' DOWN!

BigDozer66

Posted: 9/3/2004 10:14:27 AM EDT

[#35]

Ap Detroit-In an effort to marry technology to the automotive buying public, Ford in partnership with AOL
and Microsoft, are field-testing a car with a computer, enabling drivers and passengers to surf the
net.

The test vehicle, a Ford Escort, is used. One draw back is the lack of space for the CUP,
monitors, keyboards and the mouse. This lack of space means that a Celluar Phone cannot be
installed.

Says Ford Engineer and grandson of Alexander Graham Bell, C.W. Bell,” The lack of the Celluar
phone for use with the system, has hindered our testing. So we have now attached a phone jack to
the on-board computer system.”

He goes on to say that unfortunately, the cord supplied is only 4 feet long. Requiring the test
subjects to get a running start and try to hook the car on the phone line and then plug the jack into
the box on the pole.

The use of a AOL web browser and Microsoft Operating System has also caused some problems-"We have gotten a ton of porn and penis enlargement e-mails, causing driver distraction, and the OS has been crashing, making the need to turn the car off and then back on." Says Dr. Antia Cherry.

“Obviously we have some refining of the system before it hits showroom floors next year” Says
Ford CEO, Henry Ford the 4th.

Posted: 9/3/2004 10:19:47 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Hmmm it all looked legit til ya get to the LAST pic. where is the CABLE and STRAND at? what is holding up the car at that point?

Look at it more closely. the wire in the last pic parallel the pole. you can see them where they go in front of the transformer.

As for a quote. im just speachless.

Ben, The_Emu

Posted: 9/3/2004 10:23:12 AM EDT

[#37]

"Ford announced today that the introduction of it's new all electric car, the Voltage, would be post-poned until battery re-charging issues could be addressed."

Posted: 9/3/2004 10:26:20 AM EDT

[#38]

Tough kids in that neighborhood! Most kids throw tennis shoes over the powerlines.

Posted: 9/3/2004 10:28:45 AM EDT

[#39]

Wow!!! What acceleration!!!

Posted: 9/3/2004 2:21:17 PM EDT

[#40]

okay after a gazillion times, I see it. the line in the last picture actuall runs with the pole but its jus goin towards the 2nd pole. What finally gave it away was lookin at the actual transformer and seeing the BLACK line.