Seriously, congrats to mjohn3006 for finding a girl from his church.

I havent been on a date since my wife left me... *sniff*....

Go to the nearest Oasis.

There ought to be lots of dates there.

Dude, if you came to look for a shoulder to cry on, you came to the wrong place.

I wish you luck though.

Actually its been a blessing since she left me.

I have high standards on morals, which is why I have trouble finding women I like. Not that it really bothers me much. I'm a pleasure delayer anyway.

ETA:
since my wife has left me I now have/are able to do:
10. 5 times the amount of money saved than when I was married.
9. Time for ARFCOM
8. A Katana sword
7. Have time for college
6. Go to the gym several days a week
5. Girl "friends"
4. I can go to bed whenever I want
3. Go wherever I want, whenever
2. dont have to make the bed
And the number one:
1. MORE GUNS!

Guys who are married are probably saying "Hmmm?"

I'm trying to get use to her not being there, just got dumped on Sunday after dating for years. Kind of sucks

Quoted: I'm trying to get use to her not being there, just got dumped on Sunday after dating for years. Kind of sucks

I was there once, until I realized that the curse I felt was actually a blessing in disguise. Go buy yourself a gun, even if you dont feel like it. Trust me, you will feel better.

Any other guys out there divorced and happy?

BTW. She left me clean! Didn't take ANYTHING from me, no money, no request for support. NOTHING. Infact she even left the dog!