Posted: 9/2/2004 9:58:49 AM EDT
HundredPercenter News September 1st, 2004 by Malachy Joyce
HundredPercenter Infiltrates the Anti-Everything Protests
Being a lifetime resident of New York, I felt it was necessary to check out, first hand, what these protesters were all about. So I got together with a few friends from work and set off to walk the same pavement as these malcontents. We converge on the corner of 42nd street and 5th ave, near the library. As soon as we get there, we see at least 100 police officers and countless vehicles. The protesters were supposed to mass a rally at the library at 6PM. It was almost 6:30 and I was getting impatient. We wait, and wait some more and all we see are a few gay guys with anti-Bush rainbow flags and several awkward looking individuals with 'Buck Fush' T-shirts.
My friends and I, realizing that liberals are unable to keep to a schedule, decide to head over to Herald Square, where we heard that many protesters had formed.On the way to 34th street we saw about 100 protesters being arrested and hauled into a city bus by police, nice.So we get to Herald Square, near Macy's, and we are right in the middle of a mediocre ranting contest. The make up of the crowd consisted of women with hairy armpits and men with un-kept beards holding up 'pro-choice', 'stop exploiting 9/11','buck fush' and many other hateful signs. Their favorite rallying cry was 'Fu*k Bush, fFu*k the War' and 'republicans go home',which was amusing since many of the 'testers were from out of state.Quick note, never question a liberals patriotism. Speaking of patriotism,there were many New York Lawyers Guild observers and New York Civil Liberty cranks amongst the dreg.
My friends and I, being thoroughly unimpressed by the weak rally, crossed the street and decided to get as close to Madison Square Garden as possible. However, while walking a half-block, near Macy's, about 10 of the biggest police that you can imagine rush through the anti-everything crowd screaming 'out of the way', 'out of the way.' The cops moved in front of Macy's exits and closed the doors. Apparently, something had occurred inside the store and the police wanted to block all exits,'nobody in, nobody out.' It was a surreal moment. You should have seen the fear and panic on the tough guys with the 'buck fush' signs when these shock troopers mowed them down in full riot gear.
After that, which was pretty cool, we stood next to MSNBC's trailers to view the absurdities. I saw J.C Watts( ex- republican congressman) on his way to Mr. Hardball himself,which was a surprise. Other than that, the protests were non-eventful. There was no organization whatsoever. Do not believe the crap you read. These people are just wandering around with their treasonous slogans aimlessly. There was plenty of hate and marijuana to go around, but no substance. The people protesting are complete morons and should addressed as morons until they leave my city.
I am not exaggerating, not one of the protesters that I saw resembled a decent American. In layman's terms, I felt dirty just standing next to them. Their hygiene was noticeably impaired and there mental status was questionable. If I were a drug dealer, I probably would have made a million dollars in the short time I was amongst them.
The New York City police were very impressive and very intimidating. I loved it. They were highly organized and demonstrated excellent crowd control methods. In short, the morons that are failures in life were absolute failures at protesting. They sucked.
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From the pics I have seen...I wouldn't be able to fool anyone into thinking I am a liberal! BigDozer66
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